- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- William Hung calls in & controls time, Dennis Rodman inserts himself into the Hanoi Summit, Karen Spranger on the run, Fox News Edge gets ‘redickalis’, new Cameos, Leaving Neverland, and Maggs victimizes the show.
- The show’s off to a rough start. Everybody is rushing to accommodate William Hung’s early start time. Meanwhile, Marc is knocking everything over & Drew has to clean the remaining poop out of Maggs’ tail after he smeared a sizable portion of it into the studio carpet grossing everyone out.
- President Trump blew off a lunch in Vietnam & Dennis K. Rodman has taken this as an opportunity to fire off an open letter to the President from his desk that most certainly doesn’t exist.
- William Hung from American Idol fame calls the studio to try and have us give him money to go play poker & he gives us some inspirational tidbits.
- Jussie Smollett blames ‘old straight white men’ for his music career never taking off #MAGACountry.
- Bruce Vilanch, Eddie Griffin, Katie Couric & Norm McDonald join the Cameo roster. Brian Austin Green remains the most reluctant ‘talent’ on Cameo.
- Wade Robson & James Safechuck broke their silence on the Leaving Neverland documentary about being molested by Michael Jackson. They gave a preview to CBS This Morning.
- Jason Witten is retiring from his position as a Monday Night Football broadcaster to play for the Dallas Cowboys again.
- Lady Gaga believes she is one of the most persecuted artists despite almost everybody having her back. She also denies that she’s boning Bradley.
- People are loving a photo of deep voiced Elizabeth Holmes hailing a cab instead of getting in a limo.
- There is nothing special about Jordyn Woods other than she’s hot & she’s loaded.
- Johnny Manziel’s wife got busted for faking her half marathon times & Johnny is already in talks with his 3rd professional football league.
- Karen Spranger is back in the news for assaulting an elderly woman who she was care-taking for & then stealing her purse.
- The lines at the Secretary of State office are completely ridicKulous!
- Rob Wolchek engaged in some good ol’ fashioned ‘ambush journalism’ when engaging with the owner of Fan Authentic a scam company who has been added to the Hall of Shame.
- Jessica Starr’s husband is opening up to the media & releasing video journals from Jessica detailing her struggles at the time.
- John Walsh is back to tracking down scumbags with In Pursuit on Investigation Discovery. Meanwhile Drew is still trying to track down the John Walsh dildo story.
- First Lady of Virginia Pam Northam got in trouble for giving kids cotton while on a field trip to the slave fields & asking them if they could ‘imagine being a slave’.
- Trudi’s knockdown house of SKANK couldn’t have any more issues.
- The Momo challenge is FAKE!!!
Maggs is a bad boy. ©BranDon
The SOS lines are redickilus. ©Fox 2 Detroit
“You’ll never find me with a dildo.” ©Investigation Discovery