- RIP Queen Elizabeth II, Mr. Methane reports live from England, the NFL returns, elder abuse of Louie Anderson, Zack Efron’s face, Tom Mazawey’s weekly check-in, a new Bonerline, TikTok crying, Steve Bannon charges, and murders in Memphis.
- The Queen is dead. Long live the King. The NFL will honor her before Game #1 tonight. RIP Bozo was trending. A college professor crapped all over the Queen, but Jeff Bezos slams her. Elton John is sad and Ozzy is crushed.
- RIP Bernard Shaw, the Farrah Fawcett of today. He famously asked Michael Dukakis a wild opening question in the ’88 debate.
- The Beatles Revolver re-mix is coming out.
- We check in with world famous Brit, Mr. Methane, for a eulogy of Queen Elizabeth.
- More QE2: Thomas Markle has made his statement. Reggie Jackson shares a quip on Twitter.
- Trudi remains on vacation… as far as her tether would allow her to go.
- 20% of our audience have been “broken”.
- Crying on TikTok is so hot right now.
- TMZ covered the death of Michael Jackson by focusing on his amazing opioid addiction.
- Cara Delevingne is a complete mess right now.
- In Las Vegas, Robert Telles was arrested for murdering journalist Jeff German.
- Jerkmate brings you a brand-new Bonerline (use promo code BONER). Call of text 209-66-Boner.
- We know that there is a Hulu series called Candy. Stop calling about it.
- The Mike Tyson show on Hulu is pretty decent.
- Ezekiel Kelly goes on 22-hour Facebook Live rampage leaving 4 dead in Memphis.
- We learn even more disturbing details about jogger Eliza Fletcher’s alleged killer.
- Steve Bannon turns himself in for the We Build the Wall scheme.
- Inflation sucks for everyone.
- Tom Mazawey joins the show to praise John Daly’s first pitch, praise Mark McGwire for his steroid-fueled home run record, wade into the Tom Brady vs Gisele Bündchen relationship, debate the Cade McNamara / J.J. McCarthy QB battle, give out his football/wedding season schedule, cover Ryan Ermanni’s tweets, guarantee a Detroit Lions victory on Sunday. and give the worst eulogy for Queen Elizabeth possibly ever.
- Learn about Anthony Templet, the worst son possibly ever in Netflix’s I Just Killed My Dad.
- Louie Anderson was forced to make last-minute changes to his will. His sister files claims of elder abuse.
- More QE2: Jemele Hill, Michigan professor Ebony Elizabeth Thomas and more attack all Queen Elizabeth for all the colonizing she personally did.
- EMU professors strike and remain scared of COVID.
- Oberlin College coughs up $20+M dollars to Gibson’s Bakery.
- Ricky Martin sues his nephew for $20,000,000.
- Zac Efron tries to explain why his face looks so different now.
- Britney Spears finally gets that long deserved vacation.
- Olivia Wilde is on damage control… but everyone still hates her.
- El Salvador’s gamble on crypto doesn’t seem to be working out too well.
- Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).
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