- Labuda & Marcus had a play date, Brian Laundrie warrant, live porn at the Bronx Zoo, “Britney v. Spears” doc, Howard Stern v. Joe Rogan, Maz checks in, Double Bonerline, and Zooves v. 18-month-old.
- DTE performed well with the most recent storm by their standards… only 130,000 customers without power this time.
- A 1.5-year-old has seen Zooves nude. Where were this kid’s parents?
- The Detroit Lions will face the Baltimore Ravens this weekend. Trudi and Dee will be partying hard at Ford Field.
- Not-a-Prince Harry and his boss, Meghan Markle, are in New York City wasting everyone’s time.
- We check in with Neighbor Marcus to get his thoughts on Michael Jackson and recap his playdate with artist Tom Labuda.
- Manscaped.com brings you a brand new Bonerline (use promo code DREW). Call or text 209-66-Bonerline!
- Brian Laundrie is on the run and taking up too much time on the news. Brian’s friends have his back & Geraldo wants him DEAD.
- Glenn Close sucks at singing the National Anthem. Conor McGregor sucks at throwing baseballs.
- The Bronx Zoo appears to have added live gorilla sex.
- Nirvana’s Nevermind turned 30 years old. They are release a special issue with 70 unreleased tracks. BranDon is still mad at Dave Grohl.
- Debra ‘Everything-I-Touch-Turns-Into-A’ Messing is very angry that Kim Kardashian will be hosting Saturday Night Live. She doesn’t understand how popularity works.
- Johnny Depp doesn’t like cancel culture. Wonder why?
- Nicki Minaj is married to a rapist. Her brother is ALSO a rapist.
- Dr. Robert Anderson accusers confront the Michigan Regents. HAIL TO THE VICTIMS!
- Tyler Bertuzzi has made a “life choice” to not playing hockey games in his home country of Canada with his Detroit Red Wing teammates. He’s part of a very small club in the NHL.
- Breaking News: The FBI finally found out Brian Laundrie killed Gabby Petito. His parents are complicit.
- Big Jim gets another road named after a Michigan rocker star. We’re going to steal his bit.
- Drew is planning his next additions to Little Steven’s Underground Garage. Ever heard of The Dictators? Neither has anyone else.
- Andrew W.K. is engaged to Kat Denning and her huge boobs.
- Drew remains jealous of influencer Cameron Dallas.
- The Many Saints of Newark is coming soon.
- We interrupt Tom Mazawey’s bowling league to chat about Jamie Collins, the White Sox winning the AL Central, Tom Brady vs Bill Belichick and predict the weekend football games.
- Michigan plays Rutgers. MSU plays Nebraska. Drew has given up on Virginia Tech. Bowling Green plays Minnesota. ITT Tech still does not have any games this weekend.
- 21-year-old Lorenzo Brabo has been sentenced to 8-15 years for helping provide the fentanyl-laced pills that killed 3 in Auburn Hills. His family has a GoFundMe for his defense.
- Riddick Bowe has bailed on his Lamar Odom fight and JLo’s ex, Ojani Noa, has stepped in.
- The “Britney vs Spears” documentary looks completely one-sided. She has daddy issues.
- Howard Stern (D) vs Joe Rogan (R).
- Real Sports featured the tough relationship of Al and Mark Davis. It reminds Drew of his buddy, Jim Irsay.
- Enjoy a Bonus Bonerline: Foo Fighters Edition.
- Social media is dumb but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).
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