- Good looking people in the news, Drew Crime, RIP Colin Powell, Travis Barker engaged to a Kardashian, The Guilty on Netflix, Jackson Mahomes dance & apology, and Drew’s buying new season tickets.
- Mr. Methane is selling farts in a jar online and you should buy one. Drew wants to purchase THIS specific fart.
- The Beatles are on TikTok, so sign Drew up to dance.
- Drew Crime: Eric Pearson is not a good guy. Mother God drank a little too much Jim Bakker silver. Ex-principal, Joe Bryan, is looking to clear his name so he can hang up his Chippendales calendar.
- Who Are These Podcasts? is cranking up the comedy charts after their episode on Dave & Chuck.
- We remember when Mike Clark’s description of Evan Longoria’s weiner got the show in legal/FCC trouble (NSFW link).
- Chad Dukes got a raw deal in radio and no one knows exactly what he said to get in trouble.
- SNL’s ratings are terrible. Check out this week’s top skit.
- Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian are engaged. Thankfully they caught it all on film for their new Hulu show. Both of their ex’s need to be check on and they are losing it.
- Kelly Osbourne is off the wagon and back in rehab, thus answering the question of “What ever happened to Kelly Osbourne?”.
- TikTok is causing tics in teen girls.
- The Five-Eighths beer we were talking about has NOTHING to do with us. #sad.
- Paul McCartney is going to induct the Foo Fighters into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
- Jennifer Love Hewitt announced on social media that she needs to take a social media break to get her body back in order.
- Drew watched Jake Gyllenhaal’s new movie and he hates it.
- Mandate Issues: Chicago Police are in a vaccine battle with Lori Lightfoot. Drew is upset that nobody knows Brandon Goodwin’s story. Allison Williams leaves ESPN to have a baby. Johnson & Johnson folks need their booster.
- Local Accidents: A semi-truck driver bailed after crashing into EVERYTHING! Two women were killed in a hit and run in Detroit.
- Henry Ford Hospital “spoofing” is all the rage.
- RIP Colin Powell.
- Robert Durst is going to die ASAP.
- Daniel Craig goes to gay bars to stay out of fights. It’s definitely NOT because he’s gay.
- Britney Spears is planning a huge Freedom Bash.
- Not one member of Motley Crue reached out to see if Vince Neil and his broken ribs are ok.
- Rolling Stone Magazine is evolving into ‘Rock and Roll Tattle-Tale Magazine’.
- A Netflix employee was fired for leaking company info in an attempt to hurt Dave Chappelle.
- “America’s Got Talent: Extreme” is a thing. They halted production after a stunt gone wrong. Some people are saying the trick wasn’t that great, but it’s still better than anything by Nic Wallendas.
- Flavor Flav’s Fried Chicken didn’t work out so well, but at least he’s now roosting in Michigan.
- Jackson Mahomes danced on Sean Taylor’s memorial. He’s really sorry, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run.
- REAL SPORTS: The WNBA Championship was a MASSIVE success according to Robin Roberts, Chance the Rapper and 6 other people. It’s a great day to be Dawn Staley, but still not a college athlete. The Lady Gamecock’s such a draw that Drew’s looking into getting season tickets. Stephen Belichick is a product of nepotism. DUUUUH!
- Cancel every single Pittsburgh Steeler fan for doing the wave at the wrong time.
- Benton Harbor is the new Flint.
- Superman has abandoned the ‘American Way’ to sell out to the rest of the world.
- Lori Loughlin is coming back and making some coin proving that her crime was the best thing for her entire family.
- Enjoy some classic Flavor Flav conversations with the show.
- Social media is dumb but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).
