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- Top Gun 2 leads to a Kenny Loggins (& Messina) rabbit hole, Alabama Whites still on the loose, Andy Dick’s Motel 6, jealous Johnny Depp, Maz checks in to get out of chores, oil change death lawsuit, a new Bonerline, TikTok lectures, new soft Boyce Ave, and Happy Mother’s Day.
- Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard: They are both just awful. Paul McCartney is #TeamJohnny. James Franco is #TeamAmber.
- Reminder Lyla was almost committed suicide during yesterday’s production.
- Tom Cruise showed up to the Top Gun 2 premiere via helicopter that he claims he piloted. Trudi has never seen Top Gun, as she’s too busy with gems like Multiplicity.
- Andy Dick is currently living in a Motel 6. We investigate the hotel of skank and seek out the “rude AF Jose”.
- Happy Mother’s Day to all the MILFs and MIRFs out there.
- Miss USA Cheslie Kryst’s mother read the letter her daughter sent her before her suicide.
- Jade Benning is busted 26 years after she murdered her boyfriend in California.
- Will of the People: Don’t worry about committing any crimes in Wayne county, cause you’ll definitely be bonded out. Beverly Bennett got BLOWN OUT at Kroger for trying to stop a shoplifter. Some dude dropped his car off for an oil change in Rochester Hills and now he’s being sued over a death of an employee.
- Recession Alert: Cameo has laid off 33% of their employees.
- Tom Mazawey joins the show to talk Barstool Sports vs Woodward Sports, the terrible Detroit Tigers, give his 2022 NFL Draft hot takes, prepare to welcome Lili back home from MSU, and predict the winner of the Kentucky Derby.
- Trudi is IN the St. Clair Shores Memorial Day Parade.
- Dr. Roche is trying to save a deer.
- Call or text 209-66-Boner. Here’s another Bonerline.
- We check up on The No-Relation Whites on the run. Frances remains our Alabama manhunt correspondent.
- Madison Cawthorn likes to hump his cousin while nude.
- Johnny Depp vs James Franco & Eddie Redmayne & Elon Musk & others.
- Michael Jackson DID NOT nail these chicks.
- Lisa Marie Presley was once an up-and-coming music superstar… until “Hat Douche” came along.
- A black panther and an ill-timed fart led to the death of a 19-year-old woman in North Carolina.
- Gen Z influencers are making terrible money decisions.
- Sydney Sweeney is more than just her boobs. Be careful or a TikToketer will lecture you.
- Some crybaby got Aaron Judge’s homerun ball and cried again when he met the MLB star.
- They have erected a fence around the Supreme Court no one can act like an adult anymore.
- Lady Gaga’s new Top Gun 2 song is way too soft. Kenny Loggins could have done a better job.
- Boyce Avenue is still amazingly soft.
- Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).
