- Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Aretha Franklin’s will was found in a couch, an Alabama Harris Poll, Eli stops by, our new friend Courtney tells us about her Ed Cooley tattoo, Maz delegates and Drew’s a glutton for Buzzboard punishment.
- Maz rescheduled the show today for something important… kind of. (Post show update: he didn’t go)
- Tom delegates Drew to introduce Vinnie Dombrowski & The Orbitsuns a whole 4 hours before they were set to perform. Sponge also recently played in the Stern Show studios.
- Abortion is a tough topic & the new heartbeat law is dividing not only the countries, but also the Harris’ in our Alabama abortion themed Harris Poll.
- While doing some spring cleaning somebody found one of Aretha Franklin’s 3 wills under a couch cushion. SIST: nice handwriting.
- Aaron Carter is finally copping to Michael Jackson copping a feel at least once.
- The Cameo family is growing at an exponential rate, unfortunately almost none of them are people we know.
- YouTube millionaire Jake Paul tried to right the world’s wrongs by taking on ‘internet bully’ Cody Ko.
- Drew’s 7/11 got robbed & it has him concerned about that state of his store. Maz on the other hand was worried about the hot dogs.
- The Detroit News stopped by to take follow up pictures for Neal Rubin’s story on the Red Shovel Network & Drew took it as an opportunity to take some glamour shots with Maggs & Layla.
- Even though he’s been ‘phoning’ it in since the early 2000’s, Drew decided to ruin his day by reading some Radio BuzzBoard.
- Eli Zaret from No Filter Sports enters the studio just in time to get some of the BuzzBoard love, attest to Maz’s stellar work ethic & talk some sports on a non-sports podcast.
- Ezekiel Elliott seemed to have no issue getting in some girls face before being arrested for knocking a security guard on his ass.
- Maz appreciates another Maz-centric Boner line. Don’t forget to call (209)-66-BONER to leave Maz some love.
- Since Drew is ‘buying his time on WLLZ’, he has some thoughts about what segments he’d like to hear on the show.
- The handwritten will found under the Queen of Soul’s sofa cushion officially supersedes the previous 2 wills because the first two were NO GOOD.
- Between model Jena Sims & pro golfer Brooks Koepka, Maz finds Brooks to be more attractive. Maz also loved ESPN’s The Body Issue, particularly when an elderly golfer was in the magazine.
- Square headed Johnny Depp waited 3 years after the Amber Heard incident to claim that she cut his finger off when a broken vodka bottle she threw gave him an ouchie.
- Jada Pinkett Smith confessed to quite the extensive porn habit rather than couching it under the guise of ‘show prep’.
- Jessica Alba explained her strategy to stave off unwanted male attention in her twenties was to starve off the pounds & make herself thinner.
- The rose is more important than the sash in one of the most shocking episodes of the Bachelorette yet.
- Courtney from Florida is such a big Ed Cooley fan that she has his handwriting in a green blob on her body for some reason. We give her a call to find out about the coach. SIST: She’s our new best friend.
- This Week in Soft Rock to include: 58′ Jerry Lee Lewis started his British tour with his 13-year-old wife by his side, 76′ Wings had a 5 week run at #1 with Silly Love Songs, 89′ Public Enemy fired Professor Griff for an antisemitic remark, 05′ Dave Matthews Band was #1 with Stand Up, 17′ a suicide bomber attacked an Ariana Grande concert.
- Maz-sequiturs: Eric Ebron ‘dropped’ his Twitter, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire was cancelled, the Buffalo Bills have released OJ’s number 32.
Family photo time!
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