- President Biden drives an F-150 launching conspiracy theories, Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard & the ACLU, HiNote v. Cameo, Kendall Jenner in trouble again, Trump Unity Bridge check in, and nobody understands Bitcoin.
- Spencer Turnbull pitched the 5th (6th according to the BranDon Sports Bureau) no-hitter of the 2021 MLB season. Channel 7 has the Man-on-the-Facebook reactions.
- LeBron and Steph Curry face off in a 1-game winner take-all playoff play-in game. More importantly, Sabrina Ionescu is the youngest person ever to get a triple-double in the WNBA. WOW!
- The President come to town news: Joe Biden visiting Detroit has spun into the dumbest conspiracy theory that Joe is fake driving a new electric F-150. The fun visit to Ford was interrupted by protestors, Rashida Tlaib made it all about her and Geraldo is causing a ruckus on Fox News.
- The Trump Unity Bridge is everywhere and we keep getting sighting reports from listeners. It even has it’s own Wikipedia page. Rob Cortis is ‘America’s Guest’ and you can pay his way at robstrumpshop.com
- Bloomingdale’s is SO done with Hypo-Chrissy Teigen. Maybe she shouldn’t have called a 9-year-olds the c-word.
- Johnny Depp keeps losing and he wants to lose again. This time to the ACLU. Amber Heard is a liar, but will probably win.
- Shanna Moakler takes on her kids’ claims about her being a bad mother. Trudi points out that Travis Barker accentuates his neck for pictures. He also nailed Tara Reid who then went on to nail a lot of other people.
- Sinead O’Connor came out of nowhere to talk crap about Prince. He never nailed her.
- Here is the rich man’s Cameo if you want someone to play your birthday. We try and book John Oates HiNote! is a huge Cameo ripoff but we’re purchasing a Right Said Fred right now.
- Marc wants to know about the incredible police activity in his area today. He needs to stick to the Woodward Talk.
- Scientologist cult member, Danny Masterson, took a cute selfie before his rape trial. Tom Cruise is angrier at the HFPA than rapists in his “church”.
- The Lollapalooza schedule has been released and Limp Bizkit is the true headliner.
- Billy Porter revealed he has HIV… for the last 14 years.
- Demi Lovato is non-binary now. The real news is that They/Them has a new podcast.
- Kelly Osbourne also has a new podcast now that features her life coach.
- T.I. and his wife, Tiny, are under investigation, but T.I. is thriving.
- TMZ vs Joe Rogan.
- RIP Paul Mooney.
- Everything Kendall Jenner touches turns terrible.
- The Colonial Pipeline hackers got $90,000,000. Turns out they never actually HAD to shut the pipeline.
- Bitcoin has taken a hit recently. Zooves is almost destitute.
- Vincent Vuichard seems like a pretty bad husband and a murder.
- Social media is dumb but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).
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