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- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Bernie visits Ann Arbor, another Black Monday, Trudi might have Coronavirus, Ann Marie LaFlamme exits WXYZ, the best Rock Anthems and BranDon is mad we don’t know his drinking game.
- If you have anything invested in the market today… it’s gone. A big reason the market tanked is because MBS & Putin are in a fight.
- Coronavirus Mania: COVID-19 isn’t scaring BranDon away from the possibility of a cheap cruise. Mayor de Blasio is urging New Yorkers to stop taking the subway & Uber is capitalizing on it by jacking up prices. The WNBA is blaming the lack of attendance at the games on the Coronavirus. If you’re ever at a wet market, Marc suggests you go “top shelf” due to the fecal physics of the storage practices.
- A University of Michigan grad student gave the longest pre-Bernie speech ever & dreamweavered everybody.
- The Detroit Free Press found some strong links between “Dr. Drop-Your-Pants” and the UofM athletic department.
- Goodbye Dimples News: Ann Marie LaFlamme announced on IG that she will be leaving WXYZ next Friday.
- DaBaby is apologizing after he slapped a chick so hard that the entire crowd turned on him & cancelled his show.
- A drag racing event gone wrong in Livonia ended in some hero pulling out 3 people from a flaming car while simultaneously catching it all on camera.
- Chris Mathews’ “compliment survivor” Laura Bassett is clapping back at Bill Maher.
- Our favorite YouTube rockers Rick Beato is back at it with his best Rock Anthems of all time. BranDon is very upset that everyone else in the room is too old to know the “Thunderstruck” drinking game. We leave it to Twitter to decide.
- Steven Smith & Ross Valory have been BLOWN OUT of Journey & are being sued for trying to weasel into Journey’s trademark.
- The Nova Express Times did a hard-hitting piece on alcoholism & it’s effects on everybody.
- The Stairway to Heaven lawsuit involving Spirit & Randy California has gone through yet another round, with Led Zeppelin winning… again.
- KISS has cancelled a meet & greet at one of their shows because they don’t want to get Coronavirus, but everyone else attending the show will still be able to get COVID-19.
- Ashley Graham celebrated International Women’s Day by posting a photo of herself mid-push during the end of her pregnancy.
- Who Are These Podcasts? had one of their best episodes with their analysis of On The Rebound with Dennis Rodman.
- Crazy Amanda Bynes is back & they want her to go to rehab, but she is refusing.
- Illinois has declared a disaster proclamation after the 11th confirmed case of the Coronavirus was recorded.
- The entire country of Italy is on lockdown in an effort to slow the spread of the Coronavirus.
- The Bonerline has a hard-on for the Coronavirus. Call/text (209)-66-BONER with your tips to stay safe, or deals on cruise tickets for BranDon.
- A toilet paper brawl broke out down under when 3 large women had a catfight over the last pack of Charmin at the grocery store.
- Jim Bakker got busted for hawking silver as a way to cure the Coronavirus.
- Alex Jones shaved his head & Drew is worried he might not be hot anymore.
- The Church of Latter-Day Saints was revealed to have a huge stock portfolio totaling $37.8B.
- Pornhub has too many videos being uploaded to be able to vet them all.
- Art Van is filing for bankruptcy after having their weekend liquidation sale shutdown by Warren Mayor Jim Fouts citing concerns of rioting.
- Saying that Meghan Markle is “5 clicks up from trailer trash” is apparently racist.
- The Queen locked herself out of Windsor castle & nobody was around to let her inside.
