- Suez Canal jammed up, President Biden finally has a presser, Chrissy Teigen quits Twitter, Bagel Karen, Michigan man’s missing girlfriend, a new Bonerline, Drew Crime, and BranDon & Marcus’ wild night.
- Tom Mazawey decided to finally release the name of the secret February winner of the Legacy drawing.
- Inside Edition is shaming people for not spending their stimulus money the way they want you to spend it. Knock it off, fun governors.
- Joe Biden had his first press conference and pulled a Donald Sterling. He also set up Biden v. Trump II: Electric Boogaloo.
- We’re amazingly only #85th in the world in infrastructure.
- A boat is blocking the Suez Canal. It made sure to draw a penis and butt before ramming itself into a tight space. QAnon has it all figured out and, spoiler alert, it’s Hillary Clinton’s fault.
- Somebody crashed their car into BranDon’s neighbor Marcus’ house and left the scene of the crime. Detective BranDon is on the case.
- Manscaped brings you another Bonerline
- Twitter declared David Lee Roth to be the famous person jamming to Paul McCartney and Ringo. Listener Sean is a great sleuth.
- Happy Women’s Equal Pay Day.
- Sharon Osbourne may take The Talk completely down.
- Andrew Cuomo is in trouble for putting his family first.
- RIP Jessica Walter aka Lucille Bluth.
- A barricaded gunman in Superior Township had a war of words with the police on Facebook.
- The Rose Room at 220 in Birmingham is in hot water after several patrons were reportedly drugged while drinking at their facility.
- Drew Crime covers the story of Dr. Maynard vs his own baby and a nerdy Mensa murderer.
- We’re all going to be banging robots soon. Get your WD-40 ready.
- Chrissy Teigen has quit Twitter like Alec Baldwin.
- Madonna steals children AND social media pictures.
- Jane Fonda wants you to know that she has retired her vagina… unless you’re a younger man.
- We do not have the privilege to view the AT&T girl’s body anymore. How’s her Quibi show doing?
- EMU is facing a lawsuit stating 11 victims of sexual assaults were handled incorrectly.
- New TV: A Jeffrey Dahmer Netflix series and a new John Wayne Gacy documentary.
- The Mayor of Charlottesville is a terrible poet.
- Bagel Karen may be the craziest Karen ever.
- Michigan Republicans want to pay prosecutors extra to investigate Gretchen Whitmer’s nursing home policies. Democrats aren’t happy.
- Ryan Bane won’t let police search his boat… even though a woman has recently gone missing from it.
- Social media is dumb but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).
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