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- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Coronavirus narcs, new people Drew hates, more random celebs get COVID-19, Tiger King, musicians in movies, Trevor Lawrence v. NCAA, the best musician autobiographies and tele-broadcasting sucks.
- Trudi recovered suspiciously quick from her ‘sinus infection’ & now wants to come spread Coronavirus all over the studio.
- Celebrity Coronavirus Roundup: Jackson Browne has COVID-19 after visiting New York. Prince Charles has it & now Harry has the perfect excuse to get away from Meghan.
- How can there be another cruise ship that needs to be sunk?
- The Coronavirus is just right for the “age of the tattletale” as people are overwhelming the state with complaints of people working.
- Apple just “found” 9 million masks to donate to health care workers.
- Where’s all the “free stuff” from other businesses while we are locked up?
- Congress still has not passed the stimulus bill. SLOW DOWN!
- At least Jeff Bezos and some other titans of industry were able to dump stock and save some money before the market collapsed.
- The NCAA is so accustomed to taking money that their first reaction to an athlete trying to raise donations is to stop them.
- We’re trying to get through to Mr. Methane, but apparently the people he’s quarantining with have an issue with him farting into their phone.
- Drew has a whole list of new people to hate: New Yorkers that are still in line for things, Miley Cyrus made the Coronavirus all about her by claiming anxiety. Prince Harry is barred from seeing Prince Charles by Meghan Markle. Ariana Grande is forcing her latest weiner on the world. Rand Paul is getting defensive over the reports that he didn’t self-quarantine while waiting for the results of his Coronavirus test.
- We are worried about former intern Kennedy who had pink eye because red eyes are now a Coronavirus symptom.
- School’s out & some soft parents are wondering how to help their ‘senior’ kids deal with the disappointment of missing events like the prom & commencement.
- Marc gave Charlotte a talking to on FaceTime about how to act in these strenuous times… Drew’s up next to talk to her.
- A police captain has become the second member of DPD to die from Coronavirus.
- Evrod Cassimy from WDIV has tested positive for COVID-19 & he went on TV to talk about his terrible symptoms.
- Getting to see the inside of more TV personalities houses is still the best part of the Coronavirus.
- Since the San Francisco Jacks are closed down, hosting a jerk party on Zoom is the next best thing.
- The list of movies with rock ‘n’ roll cameos is surprisingly large.
- Two doctors & Sean Penn held a town hall on the Coronavirus for some reason.
- Lionel Richie was so moved by his work on We Are The World that he’s bringing it back for the songs 35th anniversary.
- Elton John apparently follows the FAKE Bob Geldof account that Drew tweeted at & decided to setup a Corona-Aid concert to raise funds to fight COVID-19.
- Trudi & BranDon are the only people in self-isolation that haven’t seen Tiger King on Netflix.
- Marc’s Mom judges a movie not by its cover, but simply by its title.
- Social distancing can’t stop some people from celebrating their birthday, even if those same people are adults & are spreading Coronavirus all over the party.
- Opportunist & worlds biggest snitch Tekashi 6ix9ine is using the Coronavirus as a way to get out of jail early.
- Britney Spears tried to lead a socialist movement on Instagram & ended up pissing off a lot of her followers.
- Marc’s knowledge of infectious diseases has been heavily aided by the movie Contagion.
- Easter is being politicized after President Trump declared that he wants people to be able to go to church by April 12th.
- The technical difficulties with the show have been making the show feel like summer school for Drew.
- Screwing someone over on their mortgage could end up getting you kidnapped with a gun to your head for 63-hours, as seen in Dead Man’s Line.
- If you’ve exhausted your Netflix queue, Rolling Stone has a list of the Top 50 rock memoirs worth reading.
- Joe Exotic is suing the government for $78M for banning his tigers and putting him out of business.
