- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- RIP Hawk – We call his old strip club stomping ground. Also RIP to Kokito – Drew misses something in the story. School walkouts are the rage, where is Rebecca Thornhill? “Thanks for Listening to the Podcast” scoreboard introduced.
- Sayonara Buttface News: Eric “Enron” Ebron cut by the Lions
- The school walkout went off without a hitch & now everything is all good with the world.
- Oopsie News: A teacher in California was teaching students about gun safety & his fired.
- Austin package bombings are connected.
- The plot thickens in the case of the missing Dearborn woman as her car is found in Toledo & credit card records show a plane ticket to New York
- Ask H.R. is the new Dear Abby. Some people need better comebacks.
- Soft Magazine centerfold Benjamin Glaze: The guy that Katy Perry light kissed on American Idol feels he was assaulted
- Some DOPE went into debt trying to become an Instagram influencer. She should learn how to use a knife too.
- Stephen Hawking coordinated his death with Pi Day
- The new Lara Croft said “bullshit” on GMA & nobody flinched because she has an accent. Thank goodness Robin wasn’t there. She’s on vacation after her TV for one
- First it was Dr. Dao & now United Airlines killed a French Bulldog forcing it into the overhead compartment.
- Stephen Hawking was a ladies man & motorboatin’ son of a bitch that made it into the Simpsons, Family Guy, Big Bang Theory, a Pink Floyd song & a whole host of strip club VIP sections.
- Stars who need to realize they aren’t stars anymore: Bow Wow, The Jonas Brothers, Lindsey Lohan, Kelly Osbourne, Stacy Dash, Megyn Kelly, Nicole S, Frankie Grande, Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, Nicole Scherzinger, Ray Jay, Cassie, Tila Tequila, Ashley Simpson
- Ryan Seacrest went on a one man crusade to make American Idol trend on twitter.
- Hillary Clinton, a.k.a Mrs. Glass broke her wrist today after slipping on the stairs yesterday.
- Brady chugged a beer, ate a strawberry & then stuck his finger down his throat.
- Detroit closing 3 golf courses including Rackham, Chandler Park & Rouge Park.
- Today in rock to include: 55′ Elvis signed with Colonel Tom Parker, 68′ The Rolling Stones did daily recording sessions at Olympic Studios in London, 69′ Cream #1 on UK charts with Goodbye, 69′ Janis Joplin featured on Rolling Stone, 72′ DJ Robert W. Morgan locked himself in the studio & played Puppy Love on repeat for 90 minutes, 75′ Blackwater by the Doobie Brothers #1, 88′ Jagger opened his first solo tour, 99′ Springsteen inducted into RR Hall of Fame by Bono, 00′ Jagger was ordered to increase child support payments, 10′ Sony announces 7 album deal with Michael Jackson estate.
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