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- Jim Bentley (@jimbentley22) & Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) are here today!
- Phillie Phanatic’s wiener bruises lady’s face, Johnny Depp is trying to be Elvis, Trump loves sharing Starburst, RIP Koko the World Cup rocks, and BranDon thinks he’s bullied.
- Drew’s gone & everything is a disaster. We’re off to a rough start but starting to rally.
- While BranDon was calling 800-WET-TITS back in the day, Bentley was dialing 888-BIG-DICK. Surprisingly, it’s not a gay sex line.
- An 8 year old girl in a wheelchair being held captive in a Taylor home was recovered successfully. However someone in the background of Fox 2’s story had a different opinion.
- Not a sports podcast but BranDon is talking a whole lot of World Cup trash claiming that he’s not actually starting to get into it.
- Koko the famous signing gorilla has died at the age of 46. Some people are saying it’s because she never got over the death of Robin Williams.
- Kathy McVay was at a Philly’s game when the Philly Phanatic shot a hot dog right at her face leaving bruises. We give Kathy a call to see how she’s doing & see if she got an apology from the Phanatic himself.
- Donald Trump is going to meet with the Queen because his Mom used to be a huge fan.
- During the G7 summit Trump threw down a couple Starburst & told Merkel ‘don’t say I never gave you anything’.
- Melania’s new wardrobe choice managed to seem insensitive to the immigration issue & it’s become a thing.
- President Trump kicked a protestor sporting a man bun out of his rally.
- A hot mic caught a very raunchy conversations between two dudes about DOING IT.
- Eli Zaret is in studio to play another round of Guess The Rule!
- Johnny Depp spoke to Rolling Stone about why his life has turned to crap & his head has gone square. Depp does some crazy stuff like buy 14 houses, shoot Hunter S. Thompson’s ashes into space & pay for round the clock security for his Mom with an on-call doctor also nearby. His plan for battling Osama & Al Qaeda? Airdop LSD on the terrorists.
- Breaking News: The weakest death triangle has been completed. Koko, WWE legend Vader & Pulitzer Prize winner Charles Krauthammer.
- The 911 call from the Turpin kid was released. Cue the footage of the lovely couple being married by the Elvis impersonator.
- Why do hoarders insist on leaving FEECES amongst the piles of junk?
- Scientology is moving it Michigan HQ down to Detroit in order to get closer to Katie Holmes in Ohio because rumor has it Tom wants her back.
- From the ‘bloids:Paris Jackson is dating 3 women at once, meaning she’s no doubt having lesbo 4-ways. Matt Lauer may be coming back to TV. Dr. Stuart Fischer says James Caan is near death, Kelly McGillis is digging her grave with a knife & fork, the water was too cold for JLo to go in the pool for a photoshoot, Michael Jackson’s elephant activated ‘see ya mode’ & escaped to go find Michael, Brad Pitt wants custody of kids, Barbara Walters is planning her own funeral complete with a video package recorded by none other than…Barbara Walters!
- XXXTentacion’s killer was caught & his manager says he’ll be big as Tupac now.
- The Monkees tour dates have been postponed after guitarist Michael Nesmith landed in the hospital.
- More Clio listeners have emailed about Hubert Robert’s car expressing skepticism.
- The Get Jerry A Speed Gun GoFundMe is picking up steam. $65 from 8 very generous people.
- Marc has no qualms about eating a dog, cat or even a human if somebody was barbecuing & he wasn’t aware of the whole story.
