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- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Papa John outs the Colonel, Brad Pitt is a bad architect, Sarah Palin v. Borat, #MeToo Simon Le Bon, we talk to Tony Z as Immortal Synn is playing Detroit and Back Door Teen Mom Farrah congratulates/rips on BranDon.
- Nancy Armour wants the owner of the Arizona Cardinals to not publicly support his friend… who was just nominated to the Supreme Court.
- Kobe considering coming out of retirement to play with LeBron? Kareem too? and Big Magic Johnson?
- DJ Butt Grab is so shaken up by the Taylor Swift trial that he can no longer talk to women without fear of being sued?
- Johnny Depp is writing a tell all book that is likely to be pretty biased.
- It’s 7-11 day & Drew didn’t celebrate by getting a free Slurpee because he understands the concept of opportunity cost.
- Trudi & Zuves seem to experience time in very different ways despite the fact that time is the same everywhere.
- Simon Lebon from Duran Duran accused of assaulting a woman by giving her an ass massage & a little bit of digital penetration.
- Dee Dee Warwick allegedly molested Whitney Houston as a kid but her mother Cissy Houston along with Dionne Warwick have called the allegations ‘unfathomable’.
- Conrad Murray claims that Joe Jackson had him chemically castrate Michael Jackson to help keep his voice from deepening too much.
- Kulture Kiari the daughter of Cardi B & Offset is the latest star of the show Babies I Don’t Care About.
- Kids being reunited with their families at the border either have amnesia or are being matched with the wrong families.
- Tim Tebow dumped Miss Universe 2015 for Miss Universe 2017, yet he still claims his penis hasn’t been in any orifices.
- Gwen Steffani’s Vegas residency is BOMBING!!! Listener Michael really enjoyed Mariah Carey’s Vegas show & couldn’t recommend it enough.
- A New Jersey man found his wife & mechanic dead from carbon monoxide poisoning in the garage where they forgot to turn off the car while DOING IT.
- We saw some numbers on the TV so we need to give them a call.
- The ‘parking crisis’ continues in Royal Oak. Please direct all angry emails to Matt Riley.
- BranDon & Kristen received a congratulations Cameo from Farrah Abraham that included some very sage parenting advice specially tailored for a man with small hands. Thanks to listener Richie!
- Lindsay Lohan is opening a series of nightclubs in Europe.
- Sacha Baron Cohen duped Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney & a bunch of other politicians posing as a disabled vet for his upcoming show Who Is America?.
- A Quiet Place had electricity but nobody was using it so Drew was thinking of ways to die his way out of the predicament if he was there.
- Brad Pitt, who fancies himself an architect, built a neighborhood of ecologically friendly homes that were shoddily built & are now rotting.
- Kylie Jenner is on track to be the youngest billionaire alive by being very good at leveraging her fame. Rob Kardashian on the other hand is struggling to pay his child support.
- A topless woman in Great Falls got locked out of her house so she stole a backhoe & tried to excavate her way into her apartment.
- A Florida man disputed DUI charges claiming he only took shots after coming to a full & complete stop at all of the stop signs along his route.
- Nikolas Cruz’s mother copped to helping him get a fake ID so he could get a gun illegally and shoot up his school.
- The judge in the dancing FBI agent case has reversed the previous ‘NO MORE GUNS FOR YOU’ ruling.
- The cave kids got a visit from Xanny the nanny shortly before being rescued from cave camp.
- Disgraced MSU dean of Osteopathic Medicine William Strampel is headed to prison but not before he celebrates his retirement from a school that was too chicken to fire the alleged serial abuser.
- Tony Z is bringing Immortal Synn to the Hamtramck Korner Bar July 18th. We give Tony a call to promote the show, hear about the logistics of booking a tour. Tony gives us a review of the latest Taylor Swift concert that he took time off to travel to & we give him the latest update on DJ Butt Grab.
- The Podcast Awards are cuming up soon, but some people are saying that it’s all a big scam.
- Papa John dropped an N word during a conference call because Colonel Sanders once did. One problem- we cannot find any record of the Colonel ever doing such a thing.
