- Alec Baldwin’s Splenda found, breaking Antonio Brown news, Detroit Lions win upsets fans, creepy Rep. Lee Chatfield, RIP Sidney Poitier, Jared Fogel’s ripped, new Cameos, and #BlockParty Maz checks in.
- The Detroit Lions wrap up the season by blowing the 1st overall pick and beating the Green Bay Packers with trickeration. Some fans were upset at their team winning.
- NFL announcers really want the viewers to picture Amon-Ra St. Brown’s parents having sex.
- Jim Harbaugh “will entertain NFL possibilities”. Some people (Michigan haters) want him to make up your damn mind.
- ABNN: Antonio Brown is bad at sex. AB popped up on the Full Send Podcast. AB’s brother weighs in. AB is signing vaccine cards.
- Kyrie Irving returned to the NBA. He’s available for games not in New York or Canada. Some people want the Nets rival cities to pass the same laws just so he can’t play.
- Ava Louise is famous for licking toilets, banging Antonio Brown and releasing private messages from Kendall Jenner’s boyfriend.
- Novak Djokovic is locked away in Australia because he’s good at hitting tennis balls and doesn’t like the laws of another country.
- Lia Thomas dominated the ladies, but lost to a man.
- RIP to “Tough, to say goodbye to” Greg Robinson.
- The Cameo Family welcomes sports stars that need YOUR money.
- Christina Gennari should sell your house, find you a new one or do both.
- Kazakhstan is screwing up everyone’s Bitcoin portfolio.
- Oregon State blew up their stadium. A “cold shower” tried to virtue signal, but was appropriately responded to by others.
- OMG, Madonna’s kids were all (contractually) together.
- Amy Schumer wants you to know her life is harder than yours.
- Drew wants to have no President for 4 years just like the announcer-less NFL game.
- Zendaya, Willow Smith, and Kiernan Shipka went full Gal Gadot and made an awkward tribute to David Bowie.
- RIP Sidney Poitier.
- Alec Baldwin’s 2022 is off to a great start because his Splenda packet was “found”. He also wants you to know he hasn’t turned his phone because he doesn’t legally have to even though he could just give it to law enforcement.
- Will Smith farted.
- RIP to the founder of Woodstock.
- We check in with Tom Mazawey after we learned he’s blocking everybody on Twitter. Tom has blocked 330 accounts.
- The Ski lift “car wash” catastrophe is funny even though the girl involved wants you to stop laughing at the video.
- Former Michigan House Speaker, Lee Chatfield, is a total creep and even worse brother.
- The Crumbley’s are still the worst parents in America.
- Jared Fogle is getting ripped in prison, but he doesn’t seem to understand why he’s locked up.
- Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has more money than you do.
- Alex Jones made $165,000,000 in just 3 years selling Doomsday Prep stuff while talking about make believe stories.
- Happy 80th birthday to the Hawk!
- Demi Lovato wants you to know that they are out of rehab for the third time. Check out they’s stupid new tattoo. They’ve also podfaded.
- Aqib Talib has defenders. Remember when he shot himself?
- Rebecca Grossman is dangerous behind the wheel but she’s rich, so all is well.
- Olivia Jade has a podcast so she can tell you how hard she works. The Bat-Signal is out, Karl.
- KNOCK IT OFF, PORIZKOVA! She seems to struggle with the concept of karma.
- A cliff collapse in Brazil leaves many dead.
- Slow down, CFP National Championship.
- Post show editor’s note: Bob Saget has died. We’ll discuss in tomorrow’s recording.
- Social media is dumb but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).
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