- BranDon (@Pro_Duecer) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today.
- Family by the Ton inspires, Surviving R Kelly is infuriating, JFK Jr was a nice dolt, John Wayne Bobbitt & Drew were on 20/20 and Marc v. Blue Cross Blue Shield.
- There’s a manhunt in Saginaw County for a guy whose police sketch looks like Mike Clark.
- Another Mike Clark ‘separated-at-birth’ is Marc’s face-swap with his 8-month-old. Meanwhile, BranDon torments his 2-month-old with Snapchat filters.
- ‘The Last Days of JFK Jr.’ was all nice fluff. Thankfully Vanity Fair has a record of John and Carolyn’s relationship.
- 20/20 on Friday featured the ‘The Bobbitt: Love Hurts’. John Wayne Bobbitt’s interviews never fail to entertain, but he still won’t answer our phone calls.
- Drew also appeared on 20/20 with John Bobbitt.
- The NFL Wild Card weekend had some good games, and one horrendous injury. Drew’s childhood friend, and owner of the Indianapolis Colts, Jim Irsay had rousing post game speech to his players. Some thought he might have been imbibing. Drew shares some stories of Jimmy’s high school days and LNAs.
- BranDon shares more stories of his 8th Grade best friend, Homeless Al, and why there was a falling out.
- Drew did some research on the response rates of Tweets from celebrities.
- Is there anything shallower than looking at Real Estate sites and criticizing the owner’s decor?
- Jose Canseco, Sean Astin and Hitman Hearns all join Cameo.
- The Government shutdown is still going on. TSA agents are sick of working and not getting paid.
- Marc spent two hours (including a ‘Jackson’ on hold) fighting with Blue Cross Blue Shield.
- Surviving R Kelly had even more amazing revelations about his cultish behavior.
- Coachella adds ‘Safety Ambassadors’ and safe spaces to their festival. Some attendees are also upset how the owner spends his money.
- Kevin Spacey’s going to have a fun day tomorrow. He’s already planning his laughable comeback.
- Ellen really wants Kevin Hart to host the Oscars and some gay people are mad at her. CNN’s Don Lemon is mad too and is demanding something too.
- The Daily Mail has outed alleged murder Patrick Frazee’s alleged mistress and people are perplexed.
- Family by the Ton is going to be the runaway hit of 2019, as a 707LB guy blames his dad for his obesity.
This police sketch looks familiar. ©Saginaw County Sheriff’s Office
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