- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Everyone hates Savannah Guthrie now, the search for Cunningham continues, Hollywood protecting Bryan Singer, Farrahpy, Cardi B’s twerking bothers people and Drew spent 3 hours on the phone trying to pay a bill.
- The dumbest story that keeps getting dumber is really outdoing itself as the Covington kids have hired a PR firm.
- A GoFundMe has been setup for Officer Jeff Koenig who is still in critical condition after being shot in the face by a criminal in a stolen truck.
- Trudi wants to talk about her trip to the North American International Auto Show but Facebook would rather find out what’s going on with the fingerless gloves that Marc dubbed ‘vests of the hand’.
- Savannah Guthrie is getting a ton of crap for conducting a very soft (or mean) interview with Nick Sandmann, the most hated 16 year old of the moment.
- James Gandolfini’s son may be playing a young Tony Soprano in an upcoming Sopranos prequel.
- A teaser for the upcoming Marshall From Detroit documentary has been released and tells us nothing.
- Horribly disfigured Carrie Underwood traumatized a newly born baby Underwood with her hideous appearance.
- We make another attempt at contacting the infamous Cunningham from the Fyre documentary but end up having some fun with farts instead.
- It seems that the average wait time for many important calls that need to be made is at least a full Jackson & Drew seems to have some difficulty estimating his credit card spending.
- Breaking News: The bridge at the Packard plant has collapsed.
- Drew’s tweet about Mayor Fouts with his young non-dried out companion was featured in an article on Deadline Detroit.
- Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham was a beautiful girl that is slowly morphing into the female version of Michael Jackson. She’s now selling her sage advice in 1 hour ‘Farrahpy’ sessions.
- Some female journalist wrote an article trying to slut shame Cardi B for her latest Twerk video saying that it’s bad for women.
- Bryan Singer likes underage boys… a lot.
- Taraji P. Henson thinks it’s unjust that #MuteRKelly is a thing but not #MuteHarveyWeinstein.
- The Mooch is already out of the Celebrity Big Brother house even if CBS hasn’t revealed who was kicked out.
- No Barry Bonds and no Roger Clemens in the Hall of Fame is pretty silly.
- Human Groot, aka Tree Bark Man, has returned to the hospital with new bark formations after having the growths removed previously in 2016
- Zuves locked Trudi out of the house yesterday.
- Jennifer Lawrence is now less attractive after being cast as Elizabeth Holmes in an upcoming Theranos flick.
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