- BranDon (@Pro_Duecer) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Canceling Vince Vaughn & Stephen King, new Penn State locker room problems, Champagne-Gate, Nick Wallenda’s ‘played out’, a mean Bonerline, going down the Beato-hole and Renegade officially rules.
- We’re late because Drew lost his phone… by dropping it on the ground.
- One of Drew’s latest great ideas involves cracking down on impersonating people on the phone.
- An American Airlines employee snagged a chicks number off her baggage tag & started sexting her.
- Pornstache’s mass shooting has finally been classified as an act of terrorism by Attorney General Barr.
- Michigan has a new Nasal Ranger that’s cracking down on illegal cannabis grows, although some people are saying it’s mostly being used to huff farts.
- What fan wouldn’t want their team to cheat like the Houston Astros?
- Donald Trump’s on field appearance extended the runtime of the LSU/Clemson game significantly.
- Some people want Vince Vaughn canceled after shaking hands & talking to President Trump at the NCAA championship game.
- Stephen King said that diversity in art doesn’t matter to him when deciding what’s best, but twitter told him his opinion is wrong.
- Apparently Jennifer Lopez was snubbed for an Oscar nomination because she’s Latina, not because she’s J-Lo.
- ABNN Breaking News: The Hollywood police department is so fed up with Antonio Brown that they’re refunding his previous donation.
- Nik Wallenda is planning to tightrope walk over an active volcano, but no one is the least bit interested unless there is a chance he can die.
- The Boner Line is going to be painful today but, Drew will make his best effort to not pause it to reply. Call or text (209)-66-BONER to pile on.
- The results of yesterday’s Twitter poll are in & it’s official: Renegade by Styx RULES!!!
- Marc & Drew have been Beato’ing hard lately. Today’s favorite list is the Top 20 keyboard intros of all time.
- Gary Graff will be on the show tomorrow after the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame announces its inductees.
- Billie Eilish is recording No Time to Die for the new Bond movie.
- Pearl Jam announced a new album and Foo Fighters teased “some seriously crazy s**t” for their 25th Anniversary.
- A Grosse Ile mansion that was listed last year for $29M sold for a cool $3M.
- The two GM engineers that got busted for racing Corvettes made a stop at Lovers Lane earlier in the night to get somebody some sweet underwear.
- Champagne-Gate: Kelsey on the Bachelor went totally crazy when Hannah Ann popped Kelsey’s bottle of Dom Perignon with the Bachelor.
- Janice Dickinson has had so much plastic surgery that she’s separated at birth with Caitlyn Jenner.
- Former Penn State football player Isaiah Humphries is suing Penn State alleging sexual hazing & a coaching staff that did nothing.
- Since the NCAA won’t pay student athletes, Odell Beckham Jr. decided to do it himself after LSU won the National Championship.
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