- Praying for Meghan & Harry, Claudia Conway on American Idol, Drew says goodbye to his Phoenix house, Bill Gates’ carbon footprint, The Lady & the Dale, Fred Durst’s team photo, and Drew wants more apologies.
- Texas is getting assaulted by mother nature.
- Drew’s house in Phoenix is for sale. He’s very sad.
- Royal News: Harry and Meghan’s stupid photo is the biggest story in the world. More importantly, Harry has bunions. Oprah has landed the coveted sit down interview for CBS in primetime, and GMA wants the unborn baby to be president.
- A Bachelor nation BOMBSHELL as Chris Harrison has to step aside for showing empathy while “defending a racist”.
- Janet Jackson’s album ‘Control’ is #1 on iTunes (with a lot of qualifiers) because Justin Timberlake apologized for exposing her breast 17 years ago.
- Drew rolls through the current Top 200 albums and all the best sellers are the old sellers.
- Bill Gates popped up on 60 Minutes and it’s totally fine for him to pollute the world because he’s super rich.
- Olivia Wilde has moved in with Harry Styles. Jason Sudeikis is the new Brian Austin Green.
- Speaking of which, Machine Gun Kelly wears Megan Fox’s blood around his neck.
- Fred Durst really took advantage of his fame in a really short time by nailing every major female star in his orbit.
- Michael McDowell won the Daytona 500, but all the headlines were about Bubba Wallace.
- Breaking News: Emmy award winner Thomas Markle comments on a red head knocking up his daughter Meghan.
- Marc apologizes for recommending The Lady and the Dale on HBO as the first two episodes were much better than the final two episodes.
- Perez Hilton is sorry for being mean to Britney Spears 18 years ago.
- Drew tells the sad tale of former NFL’er (and Canadian) Tommy Kane.
- Trudi hates Benita Alexander from 20/20 more than we did yesterday.
- Claudia Conway is the new star of American Idol.
- The Lincoln Project is falling apart. A dude from Romeo rocked a keytar and sold his jacket to Katy Perry.
- We go through the artists who have not done the Super Bowl Halftime Show.
- Warde Manuel got a 5-year extension from the University of Michigan apparently just for hiring Juwan Howard.
- Adrian Peterson wants to play football until he’s 40 to beat Emmitt Smith’s records and make money.
- Pacman Jones has been arrested… again, but it totally wasn’t his fault.
- Former NFL wide receiver, Vincent Jackson, has died.
- A body has been found in the parking lot of the Belle Tire in Troy.
- Shawn King’s going to challenge Larry King’s will.
- Get your tickets for Larry Flynt’s funeral today!
- Pamela Anderson is super serious about being off of social media.
- David Boring-Anus has finally broken his silence to speak out about Joss Whedon.
- Courtney Love got the COVID vaccine for some reason. Snooki has Coronavirus. They both have gonorrhea.
- California and Florida have taken different routes on Coronavirus but have the same outcome.
- Let’s all take a moment to remember that “Let’s Get It Started” by The Black Eyed Peas was originally “Let’s Get Retarded”.
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