- Happy NFL Draft Day, Amanda Bynes back to being Amanda, Amber Heard owes the ACLU, James Corden leaving late night, OnlyFans money, a Bonerline, Maz calls in, Alec Baldwin’s Rust shooting video, and we check in with the guy tracking Elon Musk’s jet on Twitter.
- The Detroit Tigers are pretty terrible… but Spencer Torkelson remains BranDon’s “pen pal”.
- Celeb Couple Chaos: Amber Heard vs Johnny Depp. Jason Sudeikis vs Olivia Wilde. Blac Chyna vs Rob Kardashian. And now Amanda Bynes vs her fiancé with some wacky Instagram allegations.
- Britney Spears breaks her social media hiatus to accept a year-old People’s Choice Award and show off some stupid clothes.
- A$AP Rocky picked a bad time to have a baby. He doesn’t seem to be an ideal partner. Rihanna does not pick the best men for relationships.
- We need to make a ‘Mazcot’. We check in with Tom Mazawey on the Tigers, Tommy John surgeries, the Trevor Bauer debacle, They Call ME Magic, Jimmy Butler’s humping and more.
- John Wayne Gacy almost killed this Reddit user.
- Courtney Clenney is the OnlyFans killer. Her case is being reopened. OnlyFans makes a LOT of money.
- New Cameos include Lou Diamond Phillips, Tee Higgins and Michael Anthony of Van Halen.
- It’s Bonerline time. Call or text 209-66-Boner. Jim Bentley tattles on BranDon.
- CinemaCon is in trouble for allowing a process server to blindside Olivia Wilde.
- James Corden is leaving The Late Late Show. Seth Meyers is coming to Detroit for Forgotten Harvest.
- Top Gun: Maverick features a new turd song by Lady Gaga.
- Disney is making sure your kids can see the hot gay action in the new Buzz Lightyear movie.
- Gisele Bündchen is ready to be sexy for you in a magazine again. Drew and Rosie Fellhauer declare Gisele ugly.
- Marilyn Manson is still bullying Esmé Bianco and the Deftones are dragged into it.
- Tons of footage has been released of the Alec Baldwin/Rust shooting. Halyna Hutchins’ husband is understandably upset.
- Laremy Tunsil is making his famous bong rip an NFT. Hopefully it makes more money than Jack Dorsey’s first tweet NFT.
- Royal Oak parking is a mess.
- We check in with Jack Sweeney to see if he’s in trouble with Twitter’s new overlord, Elon Musk. He’s cleaning up on the Super Followers on Twitter. Buy his merch right here!
- Jeff Bezos and Amazon want a penis as an HQ.
- The US swapped prisoners with Russia. RELEASE THE DOLPHINS! Putin wants to nuke everything. We’re all going to die.
- The people of York hate the Duke of York.
- Twitter followers are jumping up and down since Elon took over.
- Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).
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