- Billy Madison can’t be made today, Eli Zaret back in studio, another Queefluencer, Drew Crime, Chet Hanks v. Podcasts, a Bonerline, and a deep dive into 1978’s Rock ‘n Roll Sports Classic.
- Eli Zaret is back LIVE in-studio to accept his Ghostbudsters samples, talk college free agency, Hunter Dickinson entering the transfer portal, break down the NCAA Final Four, discuss the terrible Detroit Tigers, the cult of Iowa basketball’s Caitlin Clark, the rise of Pickleball, Lamar Jackson’s agent Lamar Jackson, and Damar Hamlin meeting Joe Biden.
- Ford is getting rid of AM radios in their new vehicles.
- A Lyla interruption brings the question: Why won’t Noel and Liam Gallagher just bury the hatchet and get back together before it’s too late?
- Introducing StinkyLillyV, who either farts or queefs on camera for a living. Book her today.
- Nothing can be done about TikTok.
- Drew caught the greatest film ever made on TV today so we play and recite 163 drops from it.
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- Tax season is here, yay.
- The 1978 Rock ‘N Roll Sports Classic was a who’s who of the greatest rocking athletes possibly ever.
- Politricks: Donald Trump is preparing to be arrested on Tuesday. Mitch Albom has a pretty good take on the debacle. Asa Hutchinson is running for president. Yawn. Pennsylvania elected a suicidal senator.
- Drew Crime: 20/20 covered the murder of Lauren McCluskey. Dateline featured the murder of Kristin Smart. Scott Shaw is the Larry Nassar of San Jose State University.
- MSU’s former Business Dean Sanjay Gupta got a raw deal.
- GhostBudsters Farms brings you today’s Bonerline! Call or text 209-66-Boner.
- Dennis Franz looks like a 78-year-old and the tabloids can’t believe it.
- Dysmorphia is SO HOT right now. You heard it here first, boobs will make a comeback.
- The guys that beat up Tekashi69 have been arrested. He’s back to dropping music videos and handing out money to strangers.
- Some people are saying Tom Brady is plowing into Reese Witherspoon.
- JLo’s kids can’t stand JLo.
- All the poor celebrities losing their blue checkmark. Sad.
- Words are dangerous at MSU.
- Bill Maher has some good ideas for Donald Trump’s next #1 hit tunes.
- Gretchen Whitmer got pummeled online for celebrating Trans Day of Visibility.
- 14-year-old Eric Kilburn’s massive feet have been all the rage and now he’s being hooked up by Shaq and Reebok.
- Meghan Markle continues sweeping the podcast awards. Harry and Meghan spent 1 hour a week working on their Archewell charity and their $18M podcast. Must be nice.
- The podcast boom is going BUST.
- Chet Hanks vs the Hard Knots Podcast.
- DOWN GOES CAITLIN CLARK! The LSU Tigers are the NCAA Women’s Basketball Champions.
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