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- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Amazon’s “essential” items, Oakland County police chase, Scientology v. Coronavirus, HBO’s new doc ‘The Scheme’, Andrew Cuomo’s gonna be laying pipe, a new Bonerline, the worst influencer, and when a towel should be washed.
- Drew’s long wait at the drive-thru pharmacy was made worse by not having his phone charger with him.
- Our Facebook live today was loaded up with content and camera changes.
- Some people are saying that Justin Long is claiming COVID-19 to boost his podcast rankings.
- Marc is destroying the environment & Drew’s washing machine with his one-time towel use policy.
- Larry David had the most sensical PSA we’ve seen yet.
- Charlie LeDuff has a new story in the LA Times about the Coronavirus’ impact on Detroit.
- Gretchen Whitmer was confirmed to be in Joe Biden’s binder of women that he’s considering to be his running mate.
- Hunter Biden’s girlfriend gave birth to another kid making Joe a happy grandfather all over again.
- OJ Simpson is with Maz on the Tiger King hate, but he’s still got jokes and no sense of irony.
- A police chase in Oakland County started off slow, but then had a vicious ending for the driver being chased.
- Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has finally issued a shelter in place order… slow down.
- 70 University of Texas students defied the request to not go on Spring Break last week… and now 28 have tested positive for COVID-19.
- It’s revealed that Trudi reads smallpox books for fun in her spare time.
- Jose Fernandez never did get his statue.
- What do addicts do during a pandemic? Some assume they act exactly the same.
- David Miscavige is furious that anybody would tell him what to do, especially on LRH’s birthday which is now cancelled due to Coronavirus.
- A man in Germany attempted to keep people home by buying up billboards & plastering them with spoilers to Netflix’s hottest shows.
- With people not getting in their cars daily anymore, radio is taking a hit & Beasley had to let some people go nationwide.
- A Hazel Park man killed his wife & then cuddled her corpse for a week before police discovered the couple during a welfare check.
- Drew is getting so starved for content that he watched a documentary about some homeless dude sailing around the world called Chasing Bubbles.
- HBO has a new documentary called The Scheme about the FBI investigation into paying college basketball players. Our favorite documentary participator Dan Wetzel even show up in the film.
- The Jeffrey Epstein stories keep coming out from the new book by the victim’s lawyer.
- Workers at the Amazon warehouse in Romulus walked out of work after another worker tested positive for Coronavirus. Some of them even feel dildos aren’t essential during a pandemic.
- Dogs, Trudi, Cable TV & Zoom are the big winners of the Coronavirus.
- The video communications company Zoom is doing great, but thanks to idiots the Chinese company Zoom is also killing it.
- The YMCA in Buffalo did a live family story time that got interrupted by trolls & now the FBI is getting involved.
- The Coronavirus is now the 3rd most common cause of death in the US behind cancer, heart disease & vending machines.
- Andrew Cuomo’s ex Sandra Lee is denying the existence of the governor’s nipple rings & is going so far to call the comments body shaming. He’s also very single and has women in NYC thirsting for him.
- Massive snitch Tekashi 6ix9ine is getting out of prison due to his asthma making him more at risk for Coronavirus.
- An inmate at Kwame Kirkpatrick’s prison in Louisiana died of Coronavirus.
- Don Lemon started balling on his show thinking about Chris Cuomo’s COVID-19 diagnosis.
- Breaking News: Audio of the dildo handler at the Amazon warehouse has been released & the outrage in his voice is palpable.
- Elvis Costello is jumping on the trend of doing an online concert/lecture to entertain people while they’re stuck at home.
- Miley Cyrus started an Instagram talk show that has somehow managed to not podfade out of existence already.
- Boner Line callers got some of the latest Coronavirus songs stuck in their heads & called/texted (209)-66-BONER to complain.
- AMC Star Southfield is closing permanently after being the AMC flagship theater for years.
- Influencers are whining about lost income after advertisers slashed marketing in response to the pandemic.
- Jessy Taylor is nothing without her following & barely anything with it. It somehow doesn’t stop people from wasting money buying Cameo’s from the wannabe influencer.
- At least some people are doing things to help out others & this time it’s the Texas Rangers’ Shin-Soo Choo.
- Cruise Ships are totally screwed right now.
- Michigan now has over 10k confirmed cases of the Coronavirus with over 300 confirmed deaths.
- Elon Musk donated a bunch of respirators to a hospital & people immediately started ragging on him because they were CPAP machines, not ventilators.
- After hitting the 2-hour mark Drew is burnt out & Marc needs to finish his laundry.
- Tara Reade’s sexual assault allegations are getting completely buried in pandemic news.
