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- Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Bill Cosby goes straight to jail but keeps his Hollywood Star, a talk with Mark Farner from Grand Funk, a call to the KISS wedding chapel/mini-golf course, performance enhancing masturbating and we catch up with Intern Kennedy.
- Maz starts the show off with a shoutout to 91-year-old Sammy Mazawey!
- Bill Cosby News: Cosby has been sentenced to only 3-10 years after raping 60+ chicks and he laughs it off. Bill’s Hollywood Walk of Fame Star will not be removed because it is now considered a cultural landmark.
- Uber & Lyft destroyed the taxi industry & are now cannibalizing their own industry because everyone wants to drive & no one wants a ride.
- Breaking News: Sexually violent predator Bill Cosby has been denied bail & will be sent directly to the slammer.
- Ace Frehley from KISS must be hurting for some cash cause he’ll show up to your wedding as your best man for only $6,000.
- Mark Farner from Grand Funk Railroad calls the studio to talk about his new music video for Can’t Stop, band politics, professional jealousies & a crazy experience with Jimi Hendrix.
- Maz brought some charity tickets from Lily’s school to the studio to try to pawn them off on his fellow coworkers.
- Bill Cosby’s spokesman/enabler gave a statement declaring the trial to be one of the most racist trials ever. He also somehow compares it the Brett Kavanaugh.
- A 78-year-old pedophile with a conscience started apologizing to his victims for beating them off because he considered it athletic cheating. He claims he never got any sexual satisfaction from it.
- Amazon Prime is making history with the first female duo of NFL commentators, but it turns out you can still watch Troy Aikman & Joe Buck on Amazon Prime.
- A UofM professor totally boned a student by letting his personal boycott of Israel influence his decision to not write a letter of recommendation for a student seeking to study abroad in Israel.
- Rick Snyder announced this morning that there is still no hope in sight for 696 & is considering calling in the National Guard.
- We give the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce a call to find out the status of Bill Cosby’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame but can’t even get a simple yes or no answer.
- The KISS Rock & Roll Chapel/Mini Golf establishment is hosting a KISS wedding event where Ace Frehley will walk brides down the aisle & be your best man for around $6K. We call the Chapel/Mini Golf joint to get the details & find out if this is a Gene sanctioned event.
- Drew went with Dancing With The Stars over The Voice in the battle of trashy reality TV.
- Maz thinks there is a huge difference between Dick Clark hosting America’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve & Ryan Seacrest.
- Manifest is the new Lost reboot that nobody was asking for, but it makes for a great hate watch.
- Paramore is preempting the PC police & choosing to stop playing two of their biggest hits Misery Business & After Laughter because they used the word ‘whore’.
- Breaking News: Bill Cosby’s first prison meal has been announced & somebody was nice enough to include some of his favorite pudding.
- Maz never managed to get his bid in for the Silverdome road signs that would undoubtedly just sit in the basement & collect dust.
- Yale is cancelling some classes as students are sitting out en-masse to protest Brett Kavanaugh’s nomination to the Supreme Court.
- Intern Kennedy is a huge fan of Paramore, so we’re calling her to ask about the lead singers’ decision to drop two of the band’s biggest hits due to political correctness & we find out if her ex has found himself yet.
- Rod Stewart is the latest artist to get his own Sirius XM channel.
- Maz is reviving Show & Tell to bring us a painting titled Holy Seagulls Batman, that depicts Batman & Robin on a romantic stroll down the Jersey Shore.
- Jimmy ‘Two Takes’ Bennett went on Italian television to address his #MeToo claims against Asia Argento & got laughed at by an Italian audience who thinks his rape claims are ridicKulous.
- A discussion about Maz giving out stickers prompts BranDon to reach out to our merch department in an attempt to get a hat that he has been trying to procure for some time.
- Today in rock to include: 65′ The first Beatles cartoon premieres, 82′ Queen appeared on SNL, 90′ Dave Grohl tried out for Nirvana.
