Drew And Mike – Oct 4, 2016

  • Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) is here today!
  • Berkley is in the news again, at least according to Marc.
  • Unbelievably tragic “news”.  Our deepest thoughts and prayers are with Kim Kardashian following her… ok, I can’t even finish typing that bullshit out.
  • If you could snag and access any celebrity or VIP phone, who’s would it be?
  • Drew steps in as Kim’s manager and resolves the financial loss of the $10 million in jewelry.
  • Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna’s “fat show” is in jeopardy.
  • Our prayers have been answered!  Rick Astley has a new album and tour after a 15 year hiatus.  “Never Gonna Give You Up“, “Together Forever“, and “Highway To Hell“.
  • The latest Jack-Off Reach-Arounder commercial!  And Tom Cruise falling on his ass during filming.
  • Reviewing some of the venues Rick Astley is playing at.
  • Calvin Jackson kicking ass on “Dancing With The Stars”.  Maureen “Turkey Neck” McCormick struggling.
  • Elaine Quijano is moderating the Vice Presidential Debate.
  • Marc compares Mike Pence (think… “hair”) with Jonny Quest‘s “Race Bannon”.
  • Unbelievable!  Neither vice presidential candidate has mentioned the Kardashian tragedy during the debate!
  • “The Apprentice” contestants talk about Trump being lewd and sexist.
  • Houston lawyer Nathan DeSai shot 9 people and was found with a Nazi emblem.  How does his law practice rate with reviewers?
  • Over to some great tabloid stories to include Paris Jackson‘s latest meltdwon, Louie Anderson and Richard Gordon, Larry King goes down…
  • Breaking baseball news… a beer is thrown at Baltimore outfielder Kim during the game.
  • Meg Ryan is wasting away and not crushing the scales, Scientology tries to lure in Mariah Carey and husband, El DeBarge (“Who Is Johnny“) wants to see his child with Janet Jackson, Shannen Doherty and Tori Spelling have made up, Tori owes American Express $37,000, Hillary Clinton is too insane to serve as President, CBS is unhappy with Stephen Colbert, Katie Perry and Orlando Bloom are moving… to Splitsville!  Gerard Depardieu is getting huge!  Drew Barrymore’s life is in shambles.
  • Checking back in with the Vice Presidential debate and speculating on why you rarely see the back of Mike Pence’s head (hiding the control access panel) and when he squints that he is downloading.