- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Howard Stern’s new book, Donald Trump’s tax returns, JFK’s crumbs, Melinda Gates’ audio book, a ‘racist’ Cubs fan, Janelle Evans fired & hired, Lil Bill isn’t doing too well and Zuves takes an angry Uber on strike day.
- The Drew and Mike Store is having a clearance sale to make space for new stuff!
- Bill had a 2nd surgery today. #ThoughtAndPrayers
- It was so cool when Kevin Costner helped those black women that worked for NASA.
- Listening to movies while chauffeuring kids around seems to be a shared experience.
- Bobby Kennedy got the best crumbs from his brother.
- Jenelle Evans was BLOWN OUT from Teen Mom on MTV, but she and her dog killing husband landed on the WE network for Marriage Bootcamp.
- Drew found his lost pair of very expensive sunglasses in the spot where the spare tire would’ve been in his car had he not had to change it a few weeks ago. If you see him out & about, it’s still not too late to congratulate him on this amazing feat of adulthood.
- Al Roker thinks he’s cool in his new glasses.
- Kim Kardashian took some time off from studying law to attend the skank-off that was the Met Gala.
- Just like R. Kelly, MTV won’t give dog killing David Eason a chance to break his silence simply because he threatened the production.
- Trudi attempts to spoil the HBO mini-series Chernobyl. Marc might be racist because he can’t tell the white people apart on the show.
- Was the failing New York times piece on President Trump’s taxes a case of things being rigged or just good reporting?
- Medical shrooms & electric shock therapy are tools people are using to reprogram their brain in an attempt to break free from depression.
- Peloton Brad is just a regular guy with a bike, not news.
- A Cubs fan that was playing the circle game with all of America is sparking fake outrage after Twitter declared the upside down ‘ok sign’ is racist.
- The Dearborn city employee that made a crappy comment on the SI burkini model has been officially BLOWN OUT.
- A TV anchor from Baltimore has been let go after viewers felt a question she asked was racist and sexist.
- The latest outrage in GoT land is that Jon Snow is being mean to his direwolf Ghost.
- The UBER drivers who were attempting to protest at the airport didn’t have a permit & were asked to go loiter elsewhere.
- Load Steven Craig Mason was stalking thousands of women in the US, but Royal Oak police are the ones that caught this creep.
- A police chase in West Bloomfield ended at a roundabout with tragic results.
- The second man in the Roseville bowling alley attack is sentenced after a ludicrous explanation from his attorney.
- Melinda Gates strikes fear into multiple powerful men as Barack Obama and Warren Buffett claim they love her book.
- Zuves is back from his 2 block Uber ride with very little to report other than the driver was mad she had to leave her couch.
- Prison has been good to Clara Harris who did donuts over the body of her cheating husband in her S class Benz.
- Howard Stern’s new book Howard Stern Comes Again is a more evolved & less narcissistic read than his previous two books.
- The CBS Evening News anchor position has become such a throw away gig that we only just now learned who Jeff Glor is.
- Dr. Jill Biden is catching flack for suggesting that it’s time to move on from Anita Hill.
Get well soon already!
Someone’s not happy. ©Reuters/Brian Snyder
Glasses are cool, not the person wearing them. ©Reuters/Brian Snyder
What horrific thing is blurred? ©NBC