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Jim Bentley (@jimbentley22) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today! We provide the only Royal Wedding coverage anyone needs. Friday gave us yet another school shooting. Updates on Johnny Manziel & Farrah Abraham. The Dave Matthews Band’s Boyd Tinsley is quite the creep. We talk to a 93-year-old who quit golf after his 1st hole-in-one & Jim had to punch a dog.
Racism hits the porn world as Moe the Monster sues Dog Fart for his co-star using the n-word. Also, we learn that Dog Fart exists. Royal Wedding coverage:
It was ridiculous, but Harry’s car was easily the highlight. Seems like the preacher stole the show with his super long sermon. I think they over paid for Meghan’s dress. Elton John is getting huge now that his “retirement” started.
Saturday Night Live’s season finale was terrible… especially with all the guest stars. Does Meghan Markle have any friends?
Some of her family members got crowns. Her ex-husband had to leave the country, but 3 women Harry nailed got invited.
President Trump’s thorn Michael Avenatti has some shady business in his past. So bad that Dr. McDreamy bailed & was never heard from again. He also fired a pregnant woman.
Farrah Abraham is busted by video proving that she wasn’t supposed to be at Cannes & purposely flashed her snatch.
The shooting in Santa Fe, Texas was all because the shooter was turned down by a girl he hounded. Within 20 minutes of the shooter being named, fake accounts and lies spread over the internet.
David Hogg has been tweeting like crazy today. Peter Frampton has been retweeting like crazy today, causing Drew to unfollow him.
Johnny Manziel is going to be Johnny Football & Johnny Podcast Today in Rock: John Entwistle v. Keith Moon. CSNY released Ohio, Joe Strummer arrested for hitting guy in head with guitar, Tommy Lee gets 6 months jail for spousal abuse, James Brown is pardoned, Scott Stapp arrested for assault & Ray Manzarek died
We call Ben Bender, who got his first hole-in-one at age 93 & decided to quit golf forever.
We try calling the Bill Cosby jurors now that they have been named.
Nicki Minaj is being accused of cultural appropriation when she should be accused of sax appropriation.
The Dave Matthews Band’s Boyd Tinsley has some more creepy accusations thrown at him, but he sure knows how to sign off a text.
Local creep Jack Lessenberry quits the Metro Times.
Former Michigan Hockey coach Red Berenson is getting rid of his junk & he wants you to buy it.
We now know the horrific details behind the Keego Harbor murder/suicide from February.
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