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Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today! Kenneth Copeland cures COVID-19, iHeart’s Living Room concert, Dr Phil v. Toilet Seat Licking influencer, Liberty University’s Coronavirus problem, a new Bonerline, new Cameos, and the studio is now also a laundromat. We could all use a Mr. Methane pick-me-up during these tough times so here’s “Let it Go” from Frozen & Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville. Aubrey Huff got a little bent out of shape about people hoarding toilet paper presumably because he really needs some right now. The USNS Comfort arrives in NY to help alleviate the hospitals. A bunch of covidiots gathered in crowds to see its arrival. Churches are tax exempt, but they should not be exempt from mass gatherings & common sense. One church in Tampa, Florida says it’s ok because they have a machine that kills all viruses, but they won’t share it with the rest of the world. A Liberty University student has tested positive for Coronavirus after Jerry Falwell gave the order to reopen the school. We call the University to find out what Drew’s 5 kids by 4 women will do about the situation. Kenneth Copeland is praying away the COVID with & is demanding a vaccine immediately. The photos of the hotel room that police caught Governor Andrew Gillum in with a male prostitute show that the room was… heavily used. With another 30-days of shutdown looming, small businesses are hurting harder than ever, including Mesa Tacos & Tequila, who are still offering curbside pickup that’s easier than ever. Marc’s house has totally turned on him and now he’s forced to do laundry at the studio. Ginnie Springs park in Florida is still poppin’ despite the global pandemic that is spreading rapidly. The Coronavirus pandemic seems similar to WWII, but people seem to act a lot differently now. Dr. Phil had the Toilet Licking Influencer on his show and she seems to be going the “Cash Me Outside” route. The Coronavirus has been good for expanding the Cameo family with quarantined celebrities getting bored & turning to shoutouts. Heather Locklear gave a big thanks to first responders while completely forgetting about that one time she bit & punched some first responders. OJ Simpson also gave a big thanks to first responders while completely forgetting about that one time he threw them under the bus because he murdered his ex-wife. Sometimes putting quarters in a slot can be too much to ask from some people. Today would’ve been opening day in Detroit & the newspapers are so bored that they’re writing about simulations of games that were to be played. Meth Storm gives Tiger King a run for their money in terms of white trash factor, but it’s pretty close. The iHeart Living Room Concert for Coronavirus featured some big names performing fake live from their own versions of self isolation. John Oliver & almost every other late night host are currently doing their monologues remotely from home. Maz is wishing a happy birthday to the “athlete” that got him into horse racing in the first place, Secretariat. Calls are light on the Boner line but we’re still managing to get rock remotely so call/text (209)-66-BONER but be sure to keep an appropriate social distance. The Drew & Mike Show is capitalizing on the Coronavirus by continuing to crank out content & climb the iTunes charts. The casinos are done paying workers this Wednesday once again showing that they are the best at separating people from their money. Renters who can’t pay their monthly dues are feeling victimized by landlords that are no longer getting paid & have to make the tough decision to evict. Amazon workers are ready to stage a walkout over the way the company is handling the COVID-19 pandemic. Drew is now staging a walkout himself, but before he goes he teases a hot tip for using your Amazon prime account to its fullest. Former Macomb County prosecutor Eric Smith has stepped down after being charged with 10 criminal corruption charges. Cobo Hall became TCF Center and now it’s a field hospital. BranDon doubles down on his Corona mea culpa & is now stuck between people who are mad that he was a denier & people are mad that he’s now a believer. 60 Minutes took a look into a FAKE basketball academy that lured in foreign students as part of a visa scam. Since everybody is stuck at home, HQ Trivia is resuming operations in an attempt to recapture lightning in a bottle. MedFetUK is donating it’s inventory of sexy scrubs to frontline medical workers in desperate need of everything. Alan Merrill who wrote I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll with Joan Jett has died from COVID-19. Gary Glitter & Michael Jackson may have been pedophiles, but some still think they were great performers. Meghan Markle seems to be accustomed to having the staff of a royal, but she’s not to keen on any other traditions or customs. Tan Rob was called into action to fix a broken furnace at one of Drew’s rental properties. Outbreak is the #MeToo movie of the century that is only worth checking out if you’re looking for a decent hate watch. After watching the semi-biographical Honey Boy, Drew is suddenly team LaBuFu.