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Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today! RIP Hawk – We call his old strip club stomping ground. Also RIP to Kokito – Drew misses something in the story. School walkouts are the rage, where is Rebecca Thornhill? “Thanks for Listening to the Podcast” scoreboard introduced.
Sayonara Buttface News:
Eric “Enron” Ebron cut by the Lions
The school walkout went off without a hitch & now everything is all good with the world. Oopsie News:
A teacher in California was teaching students about gun safety & his fired.
Austin package bombings are connected.
The plot thickens in the case of the missing Dearborn woman as her car is found in Toledo & credit card records show a plane ticket to New York
Ask H.R. is the new Dear Abby. Some people need better comebacks. Soft Magazine centerfold Benjamin Glaze:
The guy that Katy Perry light kissed on American Idol feels he was assaulted
Some DOPE went into debt trying to become an Instagram influencer. She should learn how to use a knife too.
Stephen Hawking coordinated his death with Pi Day
The new Lara Croft said “bullshit” on GMA & nobody flinched because she has an accent. Thank goodness Robin wasn’t there. She’s on vacation after her TV for one
First it was Dr. Dao & now United Airlines killed a French Bulldog forcing it into the overhead compartment.
Stephen Hawking was a ladies man & motorboatin’ son of a bitch that made it into the Simpsons, Family Guy, Big Bang Theory, a Pink Floyd song & a whole host of strip club VIP sections. Stars who need to realize they aren’t stars anymore:
Bow Wow, The Jonas Brothers, Lindsey Lohan, Kelly Osbourne, Stacy Dash, Megyn Kelly, Nicole S, Frankie Grande, Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, Nicole Scherzinger, Ray Jay, Cassie, Tila Tequila, Ashley Simpson
Ryan Seacrest went on a one man crusade to make American Idol trend on twitter.
Hillary Clinton, a.k.a Mrs. Glass broke her wrist today after slipping on the stairs yesterday.
Brady chugged a beer, ate a strawberry & then stuck his finger down his throat.
Detroit closing 3 golf courses including Rackham, Chandler Park & Rouge Park. Today in rock to include:
55′ Elvis signed with Colonel Tom Parker, 68′ The Rolling Stones did daily recording sessions at Olympic Studios in London, 69′ Cream #1 on UK charts with Goodbye, 69′ Janis Joplin featured on Rolling Stone, 72′ DJ Robert W. Morgan locked himself in the studio & played Puppy Love on repeat for 90 minutes, 75′ Blackwater by the Doobie Brothers #1, 88′ Jagger opened his first solo tour, 99′ Springsteen inducted into RR Hall of Fame by Bono, 00′ Jagger was ordered to increase child support payments, 10′ Sony announces 7 album deal with Michael Jackson estate.