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Jim Bentley (@jimbentley22) & Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) are here today! The victim of the Dancing FBI agent breaks his silence, #meetoo’d Jack Lessenberry hired, details on the MSU physicist beastiality bust, we call a car dealership with soiled air & we talk to Jim’s mom about her 37-year-old son remaining on her cell phone plan.
Drew? Where’s Drew? Drew is gone & Bentley has used this opportunity to make up for his lost day 2 weeks ago.
The toothbrush saga continues. Charlotte can’t get a swing set or a song. Why does everything have to connect to the internet?
Yesterday was the 29 best TUBES, today we have 29 stars who cheated down.
Kate Upton rightfully takes her spot at #1 on the Maxim Hot 100. In other news, Maxim exists.
Warren schools were on lockdown due to a dude in a dress & wig that went around sexually assaulting people & freaking them out with a knife.
Joseph Hattey the MSU physicist that BuFu’s dogs got caught because of a Craigslist ad.
A mad crapper in Australia got caught brown handed. After some great sleuth triangulated on the poopers exact whereabouts.
Samantha Bee is losing more advertisers for calling Ivanka a ‘C’.
The dude that got shot by the backflipping FBI agent is breaking his silence. He has a lawyer (with the biggest computer monitor) even though all he wants is a phone call. Final backflip counter: 1o
A car salesman in Texas farted on his coworker & made his sniff “soiled air”. We call the dealership to get the some more info & find out the farter has been BLOWN OUT!!!
Andrew ‘Funky Cold’ Medina was a security monitor at Marjory Stoneman Douglas who apparently tried to warn people about Nikolas Cruz before the shooting.
Starbucks opening up their restrooms to the public is raising their already high prices.
Kennedy’s dog got his red rocket out & wouldn’t put it away, which reminds BranDon about the time Little Bill needed some help getting it back down. Also, Priapism v. Paraphimosis. The ‘Bloids:
Nickelodeon signed 15 year old YouTube star JoJo Siwa & a couple other BRATS, Chrissy Metz just keeps getting bigger cause it’s her hook, 54% of National Enquirer readers are sticking with Morgan Freeman, Denise Richards is SADDLED with debt, there is real bad blood between two of The View co-hosts & Prince Harry has a lot of money wrapped up in hair plugs. Bentley is not only on his mom’s family plan but she’s subsidizing the cost of his new phones & he’s bogarting all the data.
There was a bomb threat at ‘Trudi’s Meijer’.
Will President Trump pardon Kwame since Obama wouldn’t?
Superstation AM 910 is picking up Jack Lessenberry after he got booted for #METOO’ing a few people. Bentley’s Mom called us back to talk about her family plan & the logistics of the payment process.
Everybody is checking their Uber rating & Marc almost summons a car to the studio by accident. Animal news:
A mass baptism in Ethiopia ended abruptly after a crocodile jumped out of the lake & chowed down on the pastor. A guy in Brazil died after he got his dong chomped off by a shark… oh & also a leg. ‘It’s great for kids to break bones’-BranDon
“This big screen makes me look smaller”
“New Balance Shoes- for when you have shit to do”