- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Bird Box mania, Lindsay Lohan’s terrible new show, Eli stops by, David Lee Roth looks great, Madonna’s fat ass and a live police chase takes over the show.
- Drew has been doing extensive research into Captain and Tennille.
- Taylor Swift is putting an end to her ‘Swift Life’ social media app after trolls & Trump supporters took it over.
- If you watch Catfish as much as Drew you might believe that half the world is gay.
- Beating off in front of somebody is bad, but so is beating somebody up… unless you’re Chris Brown.
- Bird Box is 2 hours of Sandra Bullock on a boat and the woods in a blindfold. Drew discovers he may be a bigger fan of the actress than he previously thought.
- Lindsay Lohan’s new reality show about buying a beach resort & managing the Lohan Brand premiered New Year’s day. The clear star of the show is Panos, whatever that is.
- Antonio Brown has a few issues, but if the Lions could sign him, he’d make a great addition to the team.
- Breaking News: There’s a live police chase in San Diego where the drive has eluded four P.I.T. maneuvers.
- Not a Sports Podcast sports update: Eli has some football post mortems.
- A 14-year-old that stole his parents ride & took some buddies to egg cars is being charged with murder after he hit a person while fleeing from a gun wielding victim of the egging.
- Drew got sucked in by a podcast teaser & refused to use the 30 second skip button to spoil the surprise.
- More details are emerging in the mystery of the Kelsey Berreth murder that point to her fiancè Patrick Frazee conspiring with his side piece from Idaho.
- A Hazel Park man with a stupid haircut was arrested on stalking charges after GPS tagging his ex & following her to Minnesota with a fully stocked kidnapping kit in his car.
- The body of missing MSU student Parker Haire was found near the Sebewaing River after he got lost in the dark & succumbed to the cold.
- Marc used the story of a kid falling into a rhino pit at a Florida zoo as a moment to teach Charlotte about the importance of listening to your parents.
- A Lion in North Carolina escaped his enclosure and killed the woman who was caring for it.
- David Lee Roth took an unflattering photo for a New York Times piece on his new tattoo skin cream that works great on aging green blobs. The internet wasn’t very nice to him.
- Madonna is now sporting a comically large ass or wearing Depends.
- Motley Crue tweeted out a twitter tease for an upcoming Super Bowl ad, possibly showcasing an upcoming ‘The Dirt’ movie.
- Cameo has added some heavy hitters recently including Stormy Daniels & Corey Feldman.
- The Barstool Sports 2018 sexy sex offender list featured the top teachers who banged their underage students.
- Amber Heard’s nickname for Johnny Depp while married to him was ‘The Monster’.
How could the internet not like this picture of David Lee Roth? ©Dolly Faibyshev/New York Times
Madonna’s lumpy butt. ©YouTube
Does this murderous lion look like his victim? ©Euro-t-guide.com/Alexandra Black