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Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today! The Oscar nominations were announced, Antonio Brown’s new livestream, a surprise call to Dina Lohan & then Farrah Abraham’s dad, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame fan vote, Top 20 cold opens in rock and a new Bonerline of farts. The Oscar nominations came out today & somebody is getting cheated again… this time it’s women. Jillian Michaels popped off about Lizzo’s body & incurred the wrath of the body positive internet. A woman bought ‘refurbished’ diapers online & it turns out they were ‘used’ instead. Jeff Bezos is catching flack for donating less to the Australian relief cause than Chris Hemsworth or Metallica. The internet wants John Cho & Issa Rae to host the Oscars because they’re not white. The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame fan vote is in & Dave Matthews Band won, followed by Pat Benatar & the Doobie Brothers. Fun fact: Nobody has ever read a room more poorly than Boyd Tinsley. Rick Beato runs us through a questionable list of the best cold opens in rock. Derek Paravicini does something by Queeeeen, yay! ABNN Breaking News: Antonio Brown threw a literal bag of dicks at his baby momma while arguing and yelling at the police. We leave a message with Gold Star MILF Dina Lohan to find out if she’s OK after her recent accident. After getting Dina’s number right, we strike out with AB, William Hung & the woman who bought the used diapers on Amazon. Maz stopped by to pick up his last check & get some hugs from Drew. It’s 2020, we have amazing technological advances in almost every sector, but we can’t figure out how to keep water out of basements. The top trending story of the day is Cardi B’s announcement that she wants to go back to school & follow her political aspirations. The gangs run the prison at Parchman Farm, & the 7 Mile Bloods are well known for a slew of high profile crimes, but there’s no way to stop it. White supremacists are hijacking hand symbols all over the place. After breaking up with his ex-girlfriend for the second time, a Canadian man was the victim a vicious cyber attack involved him being put on the STD registry & a whole lot more. Farrah Abraham is hemorrhaging… followers on Instagram on Twitter. We call her dad Michael Abraham to find out about his Cameo commitment. Bentley had a controversial tweet about David Hogg that got a whole lot of engagement & even some minor media coverage. Meghan Markle is allegedly claiming racism is the reason that being a Royal ‘isn’t working for her’.