- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) today!
- Tim Tebow’s gonna get laid, Jeff Bezos sexts, Lady Gaga is finally sorry, John Holmes’ movie credits, the National Gay Basketball Association, Eli stops by and Maggs & Layla make everything about them.
- Actual ‘Pedo Guy’, Gary Olivia, has confessed to killing JonBenét Ramsey, but claims it was an accident. No word on the ransom note though.
- Jeff Bezos’ silky smooth sexts to his mistress got out & somebody he sounds an awful lot like the Hawk.
- Layla is currently on rodent patrol in Drew’s house of SKANK!!!
- Lady Gaga is sorry she worked with R. Kelly now that people remembered.
- Antonio Brown is valuable, so no matter what he does he’s going to continue to play.
- Eli enters the studio to talk some college football even though it’s not a sports podcast, the weekend Select paper littering up his driveway, giant hail storms in Sydney & we get Eli’s take on the meteorologist that got fired because he flubbed MLK’s name.
- Tim Tebow Tebowed to ask former Miss Universe Demi-Leigh Nel-Peter-Moonves to add a 5th name to her ID.
- Get ready for a record amount of crying on this season of the Bachelor as Colton freaks out about losing his virginity.
- Lindsay Lohan Beach Club & the very necessary after show are too bad to watch.
- The actual chick in the fake nude of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez turned out to be none other than the human accordion, Sydney Leathers.
- A 17-year-old dude on the True Life got his parents to take out a loan so he could get a Brazilian butt-lift.
- Louie Anderson is going to be at Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle Friday & Saturday night for 4 shows.
- Controversy? Kevin Hart is over it, but not over talking about being over it.
- Offset wants people to stop talking about R. Kelly so that he’ll fade into oblivion.
- David Hogg made a very Hogg-esque tweet & was predictably bashed hard for it.
- Trevor Bauer from the Cleveland Indians got his feelings hurt when a college chick tweeted a light hearted jab at him. So he responded by tagging her on 80+ tweets.
- Radiohead is getting inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame but Thom Yorke is going to be a baby about it & refuses to show up.
- Gary Holt from SLAYER!!! isn’t a fan of the ‘sh****st band in the world’ Imagine Dragons.
- A roommate that scammed his fellow roomie for his winning $10K lottery ticket got busted when it ended up being a $10M lottery ticket instead.
- Ed Buck would’ve really dug the NGBA. It’s a less skilled, but more ‘friendly’ version of the NBA.
- The list of top 10 websites for 2018 includes a few informational sites & a whole lot of porn.
- A list of the top 10 cities in Michigan has been released & it is full of some very nice communities, with good local governments & a lot of nice people!
- The late ‘Hole Hunter’ caused Marc to stumble upon IMDB for porn. John Holmes had quite the extensive list of credits.
- Lady Gaga had to apologize for working with R. Kelly, but Mariah might just be able to pull her usual oblivious act.
- Do you have your passport? Did you get your shots? Girl would you like to come back with Rob to be a sex slave? Allegedly.
This ‘newspaper’ has been in Drew’s neighbors driveway for at least 6 months. ©twitter.com/DrewMikePodcast
This is Sydney ‘Human Accordion’ Leathers, not Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. ©Breitbart
This guy from MTV’s True Life looks at his butt so much that he wants a bigger one. ©MTV