- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Warren Mayor Jim Fouts v. ‘Adobecellaplayer’ Round 4, Keith Richard’s craziest stories, Carrie Underwood’s thin skin, Amy Schumer’s gloating, Rock Hudson’s lover/pool stocker breaks his silence and 90 Day Fiancé’s Larissa is the worst.
- Charles Manson’s grandson is embroiled in a battle for the merchandise rights to Chuck’s estate, but he won’t take a DNA test to prove he’s related.
- Kim Kardashian is a big hero today after her bi-partisan meeting with President Trump made real progress towards prison reform.
- Nancy Seaman is seeking clemency after winning a ‘murder fight’ with her husband back in 2005.
- Happy 75th birthday to Queef Richards who recently stopped drinking… with the exception of the few drinks he likes to enjoy on a weekly basis. He certainly has lived a full life as evidenced by his 19 craziest stories.
- Eric Clapton has a new Christmas album titled ‘Happy Xmas’. It’s pretty good, but it’s hard to compete with Kool Aid Man’s new Christmas joint.
- Huntington Woods residents are ruining story time by forbidding drag queens from reading to kids.
- Jim Fouts had another tape of him making gay slurs & he is recycling his excuse from last time that it was a manufactured tape using Adobe ‘Cellomophone Player’.
- Mick Jagger got dumped for a younger Jagger look-a-like that also happens to be way richer.
- Jimmy Page met his much younger girlfriend Scarlett Sabet at a poetry reading… BORING. SIST: Pager could do better.
- Some dude from Ann Arbor stole Marc’s idea and is selling ‘chocolate’ online that just happens to come with a ‘free’ gift of weed.
- Newly engaged Jennifer Roth (who is white & her fiancé is black) had her twitter history combed through & racist tweets pulled out to celebrate the joyful proposal.
- Drew is very concerned that Meghan Markle is playing a dangerous game by ghosting her frail father Thomas.
- Rock Hudson’s one true love/pool stocker/skimmer purchaser, Lee Garlington, has broken his silence to reveal the erotic escapades that he & Rock shared in secret.
- Colt on 90 Day Fiancé was ready to kick his elderly mother out of her own house for his spoiled wench Larissa. We try to call his cousin who spilled the beans on a Colt/Larissa spin off show.
- Bob Carmack has been charged with 4 felonies that he feels are retaliation for his feud with Mayor Mike Duggan.
- Washington Redskins safety Montae Nicholson was caught on video beating a dude he got in a road rage incident with moments before.
- Carrie Underwood’s thin skin was exposed when fellow woman Jessica Smetana didn’t support her & set womankind back by acknowledging on Twitter that Carrie’s new Sunday Night Football theme is terrible.
- Amy Schumer has taken credit for single handedly righting the wrongs of the politically incorrect Superbowl halftime show.
- Shame on whoever released the ‘faked’ Jim Fouts tapes in order to ruin the entire Christmas season for everyone.
- GM is continuing layoffs with 50 employees at their Brownstown battery plant getting a pink slip just in time for the holidays.
Is this Mick Jagger & Ron Wood in a picture with their flight attendants, orderlies or girlfriends?
Is this Jimmy Page with his orderly, a ghost or his girlfriend?
Rachel McAdams pumped her boobs during a photo shoot. The only thing more controversial would be if she was mixing a bottle of formula.
Raps hottest duo, Lil Jon & the Kool-Aid Man, dropped a new Christmas song.