- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Thomas Markle is a zero, Woody Allen’s former teen lover speaks, no severance for Leslie Moonves, Count David Wimp’s twitter is on fire and Trudi has the hots for another murderer.
- Apparently there’s a new Miss Universe. Drew is angry about the lack of diversity in the all-female judging panel. And everybody seems to think the first transsexual contestant was pretty hot.
- Celebrities have banded together to support Pete Davidson… and they want you to know it by posting on social media. Ariana Grande must still be in the lobby of 30 Rock because Pete refused to see her. Frankie is our favorite Grande.
- Cardi B’s publicist surprised the star at a show by bringing her other client Offset on stage to beg for his girl back.
- Jessica Starr’s suicide is still far from fathomable.
- A Walmart employee went viral after he made a scene on the PA system. We tried to get a comment yesterday from the Walmart in question, but got hit hard with the ‘R’ word when someone called back after the show. We call back to try to better understand the situation.
- It’s looking increasingly like the government is going to shut down Friday in a big PR stunt to get the border wall funded.
- Smash smash smash, the market is getting hammered hard.
- Woody Allen’s underage ‘girlfriend’ gave an interview detailing their relationship. She also doesn’t feel entirely victimized by the pedophile.
- Kayti Edwards, the granddaughter of Julie Andrews, appears to be making a name for herself (and money) by exposing the famous married dudes she’s allegedly banged.
- Colin Kroll, the founder of HQ Trivia & Vine, was remembered last night by Rogo.
- ABC is phoning in the programming with their “2018: In Memoriam” show tonight featuring Burt Reynolds.
- Bill Clinton’s most attractive mistress was Elizabeth Ward Gracen. She still looks good. SIST: how long does it take the former President to masturbate to completion?
- Thomas Markle went on Good Morning Britain with yet another empty plea to see his daughter who now a Princess. Piers Morgan just keeps reminding him that Meghan is ghosting him because he’s a zero.
- We still cannot get over Artie Lange’s new nose.
- The Florida woman that killed her husband up and blamed it on alligators was found guilty.
- Trudi has the hots for closeted wife killer Chris Watts & his sexy specs.
- Marc spreads some holiday cheer with photos of Christmas dongs!
- Escape At Dannemora is 6 episodes deep & going strong. SIST: Lyle is a saint.
- Rumor has it that Kevin Spacey is so fearful of being served with a subpoena that he stayed in his house throughout the California wildfires.
- Breaking News: Leslie Moonves will not be receiving his $120M severance deal from CBS after the network board had the balls to fire him for cause.
- Count David Wimp’s social media presence is growing at an exponential rate giving him even more things to count.
Miss Spain competing at the Miss Universe competition.
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Elizabeth Ward Gracen still looks good.
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Two murderers that think they are hot. Denise Williams & Chris Watts
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