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Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today! John Travolta’s new award show screw-up, the Michael Jackson MTV award is still a thing, Dave Chappelle’s great new Netflix special, pen pals John Hinckley Jr & Ted Bundy, Taylor Swift lectures and Maz improves 2% during the show. Maz is back & feeling decent. He’s currently at 78% and 5/8. Dave Chappelle’s new Netflix special is hilarious & has already made the Michael Jackson accusers upset. Cobo Hall is being renamed because of racism, but the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard award remains a prominent feature of the MTV VMAs. John Travolta tried to give Taylor Swift’s award to a drag queen Taylor Swift. Shawn Mendes got busted for using the ‘N’ word on Twitter when he was 13, but he wasn’t canceled. Miley Cyrus is so #deep that she performed a song in black & white on last night’s VMA’s. Her dad also performed, but Noah Cyrus was nowhere to be found. Drew’s not too into Bella Hadid or Gigi Hadid. Seems that Hunter Biden wasn’t the only family member trying to take advantage of ‘Clueless Joe’. 40 Patrons at a Sacramento water park got into a brawl after somebody yoinked somebody else’s towel. After being fined by their HOA for leaving the Christmas lights up year-round, a lazy homeowner in Virginia stuck it to the man by winning an appeal to the lawsuit filed against them by the HOA. Maz also leaves his lights up all winter so he doesn’t get sad. A Dayton man stabbed his father before leading police on a chase in one of their own cruisers that ended in an accident that killed two children. One of the air hostesses from the Lolita Express is breaking her silence about being raped by Jeffrey Epstein & Bill Clinton’s frequent presence on the plane. Virginia Roberts is not laying off Prince Andrew. Leah Remini’s finale of Scientology: The Aftermath was a little underwhelming, but the series overall was masterfully done. There was another pit bull attack in Detroit, this time dog on dog crime. Meanwhile Pitbull’s been attacking the world. This Week in Soft Rock to Include: 67′ an 18 year old Steve Winwood joined Traffic, 67′ 150 Austrian Rolling Stones fans were arrested after a smoke bomb went off on stage, 77′ Fleetwood Mac #1 with Rumors, 06′ Marvin Gaye Park was opened in Washington D.C., 13′ Paul McCartney restored an old Motown piano to send back to Detroit. Maz saw the Rolling Stones in Jersey, yet seems to have trouble naming songs on the setlist. Maz pulls the E-break & grinds the show to a screeching halt by announcing that Zach Zenner has been cut from the Detroit Lions. Dateline did a dive into John Hinckley Jr’s diary & among the many crazy things unearthed is the revelation that Hinckdog was pen pals with Ted Bundy. Maz has improved 2% since the beginning of the show. Hopefully he’ll make another 20% improvement in the next week.