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Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today! Terry Bradshaw is sorry, The Bachelorette divides the studio, Tom reviews a Chrissy Metz movie no one cares about, RIP Dorf, a woman on death row for being hot, and we check Maz’s twitter responses. The USC rowing coach who accepted bribes to get Olivia Jade into college has pled guilty & is looking at 33 months in prison. We attempt to get in some early plugs, but Maz manages to drown us out with his own plugs. Bachelorette Hannah exposed herself as a major beast after ripping apart a dude who had a girlfriend he just dumped. Maz’s favorite part of Now You See Him Catch Me If You Can is the scene from Pulp Fiction with the pocket watch. Thoughts & prayers seemed to work for Jussie Smollett, but it couldn’t save Empire. Maz shares a summary of the Chrissy Metz movie Breakthrough, that he actually saw in the theater. Pornstars they’re just like us: Ron Jeremy was involved in a fender bender in his Saturn Ion. 20/20 did a gripping piece on Darlie Routier who was convicted of stabbing her two kids to death. Drew and Brandon are murderer lovers. Former American Airlines pilot Christian Martin was pulled off his plane simply because he’s accused of triple murder. Has anyone seen accused murder and low energy 911 caller Peter Chadwick? A 44-year-old woman who stole a cops taser ended up getting shot 5 times. The Chicago Cubs kicking out the ‘racist’ fan was a diversion from all the bad news about their owner. Maz pitches some merchandising ideas to the head of the Red Shovel Network that all involve his image. MotorCity Comic Con is this weekend & after our interview with Margot Kidder last year nobody wants to come on the show. Jenelle Evans is losing all of her kids after David Eason shot the family dog. Fortunately, they’re eligible to adopt a new dog to fill the void. Tim Conway died at the age of 85 taking Dorf down with him. Marc-sequitur: 21 years ago today Seinfeld aired the series finale. When Maz tweets, it’s for himself not for the likes. Terry Bradshaw apologized for a comment about Dr. Ken from The Hangover, but not for not knowing Alan Thicke is dead. Maz shares a hot take on the John Beilein story. Today in soft rock to include: 57′ Elvis had to be taken to a hospital after inhaling a cap from his teeth, 71′ John Lennon had 2 short films he directed aired at the Cannes film festival, 74′ Bill Wyman released his first solo album, 74′ Frank Zappa announced the birth of one of his many crazily named kids, 95′ Scott Weiland was arrested for possession, 98′ Sonny & Cher received a star on the Hollywood walk of fame, 82′ Stevie Wonder & Paul McCartney go #1 with Ebony & Ivory. Maz Sequiturs: Happy belated birthday to Dennis Rodman, Frank Sinatra died 20 years ago today & the Preakness is tomorrow.